If in 1989 I said, 'I have an idea: Bottle water and sell it. And charge more than a beer,' they would have chased me around with a giant butterfly net. The same with paying to watch a television station.

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something and people can't walk from their front door to their car without a bottle of water in their hand because they have to hydrate every three and half steps.

I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.

I think people have a strong desire to push me and others into some sort of political box that they can wrap their minds around.

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to do with reality.