If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each.

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.

The hot, moist smell of babies fresh from naps.

The old system of having a baby was much better than the new system, the old system being characterized by the fact that the man didn't have to watch.

In women who are pregnant, it may make it more likely to have premature babies or have low birth weight babies, ... And in everyone, you can have less energy, you may be more tired and irritable, perhaps feel cold.

Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. Their families came and took them away. Eighty years later, by a bizarre coincidence, they lay in the same hospital, on their deathbeds, next to each other. One of them looked at the other and said, so. What did you think?