If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.
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in music and be debauched.
GREG KOCH Love is the root of all happiness and all sorrow and theres not much in between.
CHASE KITCHENS Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!
ABHYSHEQ SHUKLA I believe that people with a sense of humor are the reason that there are emo kids, its kinda like t...
NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.
JOHN GREEN Theres some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.
, AN ABUNDANCE OF KATHERINES, 2008 if you hurt those that you love, lets just be friends
JIM MCLAUGHLIN Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE As long as God lets me live, I want to do things that make a difference in the world besides play mu...
RANDY OWEN If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails!
JULIAN "JUNEBUG" BUSSELLS All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say theres no one for you, But here is one
JEFF BUCKLEY When Pandoras box is opened and all is revealed inside, some would quiver, some would shake while ot...
GEORGE REX In the way of crop losses, theres some localized areas that had losses, but on a widespread basis, w...
GARY ADAMS Lets Rock Cancer's World
BENNY BELLAMACINA There is no duty we so much underrate as the duty of being happy. By being happy we sow anonymous be...
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON This digital world is what you make of it in the end.
CIARA Here. Where I am anonymous and alone in a white room with no history and no parading. So I can make ...
MICHAEL ONDAATJE The world has become jaded. Romance has died, some no longer believe in love, and because of this, t...
WAYNE GERARD TROTMAN I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK There are countries in Africa who also need our help, but were not there because theres no oil there...
JEFF WHITE The Internet lets us do that for first time in the history of computers. It lets us, in effect, make...
DAVID ANDERSON These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER If no one in the world ever tells me they love me again, i'll still have the satisfaction of knowing...
HILARY WILLIAMS So it's you and a syringe against the Capitol? See, this is why no one lets you make the plans.
SUZANNE COLLINS Theres no electricity, stuff like that down there. Its a little different. Its going to be crazy.
AARON KATZ It's a dangerous business, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your ...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Buddha lets me see the world in color so that I can appreciate its color.
Just as God too lets ...
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I would love to make my music and be completely anonymous, but that doesn't work. You can't ...
SARAH MCLACHLAN Of what use are all the codes in the world, if by means of confidential reports, if for trifling rea...
JOSE RIZAL Imagination simply means, lets make possible in the most feasible arena, the mental realm.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Lets always endeavor to make sure the light always defeats the dark in the quest for money,because m...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Real women don't love the richest guy in the world they love the guy who can make their world the ri...
JAZZ FEYLYNN In the world of love, it takes more than love to make someone happy
FUYUMI SORYO It's time for us to just stop this stuff. We have got too much stuff to do in this world than to be ...
BECKY GILLETTE To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides. thanks to Ashley -Anonymous love quote.
ANONYMOUS LOVE QUOTE There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
C.S. LEWIS There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous.
MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA There would be no passion in this world if we never had to fight for what we love.
SUSIE SWITZER Some people live in a bitter, angry, hate-filled world.
Some people living in a friendly, carin...
JOSé N. HARRIS “Love is not to be discovered but felt.It is brewing in air across universe.One needs only open ey...
ANUJ SOMANY It's a great atmosphere. Coach Scott is a little different than Coach Frank. Coach Scott lets you go...
MARC JACKSON Theres still so much interest in the Beatles and John and still so much mythology,
BOB SPITZ You gotta make a change. Its time for us as a people to start making some changes, lets change the w...
TUPAC SHAKUR Theres only one thing i admire about emo children, they are the only people that can wear all black,...
NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON Go out in the world and work like money doesn't matter, Sing as if no one is listening, Love as if y...
LAO TZU theres gonna be some stuff you gonna see thats gonna make it hard to smile in the future, but throug...
TUPAC SHAKUR Magic touches people in the way great art does. It lets them see the world with new eyes.
DRUMMOND MONEY-COUTTS theres actualy more cells in our brains than there are brains in our entire body
KEN M Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
ALEX HAMILTON Love is the thread that holds the world in a perfect balance. Where there is no LOVE, there is no pe...
PHILIP T. M. Treating a daytime cough, the (medicine) is probably no use. But trying some preparations to treat a...
DR. JEFF SCHUNK We can do things that we never could before. Stop-motion lets you build tiny little worlds, and comp...
NICK PARK We could have been the greatest love story ever told.
If only you'd stayed in character.
JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours. In all the world, there is no love for you li...
MAYA ANGELOU If you can read this, thank a teacher. -Anonymous teacher.
ANONYMOUS TEACHER Fall in love with progression for everyday would change your world.
NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go
HARLAN ELLISON Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.
KINGSLEY AMIS Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. Bu...
MUHAMMAD ALI In all the world, there is no heart for me like yours.
In all the world, there is no love for y...
MAYA ANGELOU Assuming theres insurance, there would be no reason not to carry on, ... This just pushes us back on...
BOB GOODMAN No one was conceived by hate, but love, so love each other knowing this-even if the world is full of...
LAURA E. BRUSSEAU Memories are what we cherish so lets make the present worth cherishing.
AMIT ABRAHAM We don't swim for the attention. We don't swim to be rock stars. There is something beautifu...
AARON PEIRSOL I hate love.
Lets now interchange the position of hate and love.
I love hate.
Which one do have more...
EPHDAN Lets spread 'Inner Peace' like the most contagious virus the world has ever known.
EDWARD SQUIRE In this world, those who have fallen in love cannot make clear judgements.
FENG NONG At times he felt that he had almost rather not be in love with her, for it brought him no peace. Wha...
LARRY MCMURTRY You can have all the titles in the world but if you cannot treat others as you would yourself, you h...
KEMI SOGUNLE I will if he lets me.
LARRY WARNER If I find something funny and make an older woman laugh, I love that for some reason.
NATHAN FIELDER If there is no love, how can there be passion or reason?
DEBASISH MRIDHA just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON The donor simply stated that they wanted to 'create some momentum' in the Mesa Symphony's fund-raisi...
GINA STEVENS Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
FRANKLIN P. JONES Love doesn't make the world go 'round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
SHANNON L. ALDER Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
FRANKLIN P. JONES Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
FRANKLIN P. JONES A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE In Japan, full-time homemakers have no economic power of their own, and they socially lead a faceles...
NATSUO KIRINO If you have love in your life, it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't...
ANN LANDERS Things wabi-sabi have no need for the reassurance of status or the validation of market culture. The...
LEONARD KOREN I love acting. It's my playground; it lets me explore. But my happiness in this world, my level ...
CHRIS EVANS By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If there is no love in the world, we will make a new world, and we will give it walls, and we will f...
JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER The next world is 'segregated'? You can go to the World of Yin only if you're Chinese?"
"No-no!...
AMY TAN The only thing that will ever make me fall in love is: if I fall in love.
C. JOYBELL C. I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusion...
BOB DYLAN Discipline leads us to desire, which matures into delight.
MISSIONARIES WHO LOVE THE ARAB WORLD Abiding time is extravagant daily time with Jesus. This extravagant time is the center of abiding. N...
MISSIONARIES WHO LOVE THE ARAB WORLD Men and women of God through the centuries have lived out this abiding truth. There are no heroes of...
MISSIONARIES WHO LOVE THE ARAB WORLD Theres a good reason I dont believe in God. No one that almighty, powerful, and rightoues, would eve...
NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON This investigation began with an anonymous, unsubstantiated e-mail complaint, ... We know now that i...
JAN MILLS Women need to have Men as their Best friend, Because theres a Built-in competition between Women...
NASIR KHAN It's completely anonymous. There's no way for someone to get in touch with you unless you elect to h...
MATT STRAUSS Only true love will make it through the wicked world.
CHRIS Everybody is somebobdy and I chanllenge anybody to deny it.
KATHERINE PATERSON If you are a misfit in one place, you will be a great fit in another.
ALAN COHEN You can't make footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttp...
BOB MOAWAD You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace."
I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl...
TAMMARA WEBBER
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ANONYMOUS Faith is like electricity. You can't see it, but you can see the light.
ANONYMOUS To reprove small faults within due vehemence, is as absurd as if a man should take a great hammer to...
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ANONYMOUS Come unto me, all ye that labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you...
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ANONYMOUS Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about its own things. Sufficient for ...
ANONYMOUS Anyone who is having troubles should pray. Anyone who is happy should sing praises. Anyone who is si...
ANONYMOUS I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.
ANONYMOUS Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
ANONYMOUS Store front sign: Entire store on sale, everything $1 or more.
ANONYMOUS If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
ANONYMOUS Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone.
ANONYMOUS I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?
ANONYMOUS My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
ANONYMOUS If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters.
ANONYMOUS Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
ANONYMOUS It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too,...
ANONYMOUS One day my wife's credit card got stolen.. what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less t...
ANONYMOUS The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
ANONYMOUS In my house dirty dishes are like rabbits, they keep multiplying.
ANONYMOUS How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
ANONYMOUS For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.
ANONYMOUS Why does Chuck Norris' calendar go directly from March 31 to April 2nd? Nobody fools Chuck Norris!
ANONYMOUS I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
ANONYMOUS Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off!
ANONYMOUS If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
ANONYMOUS The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
ANONYMOUS Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of...
ANONYMOUS Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I ...
ANONYMOUS Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
ANONYMOUS Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
ANONYMOUS My kitchen cleaner says "for a clean kitchen" so I can't use it, mine is dirty.
ANONYMOUS Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
ANONYMOUS Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.
ANONYMOUS When there's a will, I want to be in it.
ANONYMOUS Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
ANONYMOUS When is the longer way always better than the shorter one? When you're a taxi driver.
ANONYMOUS As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.
ANONYMOUS When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my ...
ANONYMOUS Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
ANONYMOUS What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
ANONYMOUS I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
ANONYMOUS Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
ANONYMOUS I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
ANONYMOUS Think you're smart? Come over and help me with my homework.
ANONYMOUS Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
ANONYMOUS Newspaper Ad: Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
ANONYMOUS I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.
ANONYMOUS My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too ...
ANONYMOUS Finding a treasure is like working on algebra equations, all you have to do is find the X.
ANONYMOUS I'm trying to think how I can think of what I want to think.
ANONYMOUS People think.....
I'm skinny, but I'm really chunky.
I'm cheap, but I'm really thrifty. ANONYMOUS I looked into my wallet and it was empty, I looked through all my pockets and they were all empty. T...
ANONYMOUS I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
ANONYMOUS Chuck Norris is so amazing he can:
Light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.<...
ANONYMOUS Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time a...
ANONYMOUS He grabbed her hand and held it tightly, and she thought, "he loves me!" And he thought, "wow this ...
ANONYMOUS I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.
ANONYMOUS I walk around like everything is fine, but deep down inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
ANONYMOUS Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
ANONYMOUS Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.
ANONYMOUS It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
ANONYMOUS Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some yo...
ANONYMOUS Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're...
ANONYMOUS Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
ANONYMOUS I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we're having cake.
ANONYMOUS How do I like my eggs? In a cake.
ANONYMOUS My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museu...
ANONYMOUS Birthdays are nature's way of feeding us cake.
ANONYMOUS What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
ANONYMOUS I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.
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ANONYMOUS I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows.
ANONYMOUS How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
ANONYMOUS Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.
ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
ANONYMOUS Have some patience, I'm screwing things up as fast as possible.
ANONYMOUS After many years of studying my Geography book I finally know by heart that Australia is on page 23.
ANONYMOUS Funny sign at health spa: Fresh 10,000 year old mud for sale.
ANONYMOUS I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.
ANONYMOUS I love that cute thing you do when you stop texting me for hours, it's adorable.
ANONYMOUS True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
ANONYMOUS Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a blow dryer blows?
ANONYMOUS Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
ANONYMOUS Never test how deep the water is with both feet.
ANONYMOUS Never judge a book by it's movie
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ANONYMOUS When you have a hammer in your hand everything around you starts looking like a nail.
ANONYMOUS Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being myself.
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ANONYMOUS My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
ANONYMOUS I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
ANONYMOUS Officer: I had a feeling I'd catch someone speeding here. Driver: I know, that's why I came as fast...
ANONYMOUS I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close ...
ANONYMOUS Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted ...
ANONYMOUS Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
ANONYMOUS Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.
ANONYMOUS I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?
ANONYMOUS A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.
ANONYMOUS I once finished first on my running team, then the coach asked me where everyone else is.
ANONYMOUS Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
ANONYMOUS Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
ANONYMOUS Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.
ANONYMOUS Whenever I am sad I go to my favorite place... the fridge.
ANONYMOUS I'm not frowning, I'm just smiling upside down.
ANONYMOUS The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people al...
ANONYMOUS I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.
ANONYMOUS The amount of time it takes for a minute to go by is proportionally dependent with the distance to t...
ANONYMOUS Bathroom sign above toilet: It's like basketball, the basket is bigger than the ball! Learn to sco...
ANONYMOUS I can't wait for that to never happen.
ANONYMOUS I liked the movie Titanic, my favorite character was the iceberg.
ANONYMOUS Sports top moment: to score a goal but miss in the re-play.
ANONYMOUS Honesty top moment: to be a cop and give yourself a ticket for going through a red light.
ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
ANONYMOUS I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.
ANONYMOUS Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast.
ANONYMOUS Beauty is mysterious as well as terrible.
ANONYMOUS An expert is a person who has made every possible mistake in a small field of study.
ANONYMOUS My taste in music ranges from "You've gotta listen to this" to "I know, please don't judge me."
ANONYMOUS Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.
ANONYMOUS You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar.
ANONYMOUS Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them.
ANONYMOUS It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase al...
ANONYMOUS If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patte...
ANONYMOUS Whenever you feel stupid, remember that there are people outside searching for Pokemon.
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