On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.

If there's no love in the world,... let's make some.

"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation... twice a year.