If we can't keep this tongue-in-cheek, it can get mean-spirited, and we don't want that.

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ELIZABETH SCOTT When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea...
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DEBORAH CONRAD

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POUL ANDERSON Most of us dont become what we can be because we cant see its what we already are.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG Did you know you just put the peel in the pan and the potatoes down the waste disposal?' he enquired...
KIM LAWRENCE Watch your mouth: The language we use creates the reality we experience.
MICHAEL HYATT

If puss and dog can get together, why cant we love one another?
BOB MARLEY True love is you. You cant love someone else if you dont love yourself.. Get to know yourself.
NERISSA IRVING We try to put humorous stuff in there. We try to reflect our personalities in the music and lyrics, ...
EVAN SAMMONS There was a rare quality about Nurse Grace’s smile. It was the knowledge that sooner or later her ...
SORIN SUCIU

The Democrats can engage in the most reprehensible, mean-spirited, vile, vicious verbal attacks know...
RUSH LIMBAUGH

If we don't fear God, it's because we don't know God.
CRAIG GROESCHEL I am being a little tongue-in-cheek.
MILES O'BRIEN We're so awash in tongue-in-cheek-attitude, ... it may get to a point when it burns itself out.
ROBERT THOMPSON

You can't make people believe in you if you play a horror part with your tongue in your cheek.
BELA LUGOSI Master Dung’s study was silent. So silent, in fact, that one might have been able to hear a gnat p...
SORIN SUCIU FEBRIZIUM();” said Buggeroff, and the foul smell immediately disappeared as if by, well − Magic.
SORIN SUCIU It probably wasn’t entirely her fault that she was such a bitter person. Having a name like Grace ...
SORIN SUCIU We felt they have been intentionally mean-spirited about this permit. You hope this is America and t...
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COLLEEN KENNEDY I want to get lean and mean, keep it minimalist.
JOHN CALE We knew if we stayed close, we'd be in good shape. This is a spirited group.
CRAIG TEAGLE You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG If you dont get what you want,you wont want what you get.
KENNETH ELLIOTT HUDSON We dont know what were going to go home to, ... If we dont have anything anymore, Im not sure I want...
IAN WILLIAMSON

We may claim to believe in God, but we don't want to believe so much that it makes us different.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Convinced that we're living the whole time that we're dying.
We decide to go out walking the wh...
TEGAN QUIN I want to put all that I can into this, see what we can make of this if we work with all our time an...
JARED PRESS The conversation had been so lacking in quality that it actually made Toddlers and Tiaras look like ...
SORIN SUCIU Just when we were wondering why women dont get to become undertakers we noticed its the maneuverings...
JOSEPH ANNANG SOWAH

I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f...
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STAN FREBERG We can play with anybody in the country. If you want to grind it out, we can grind it out. If you wa...
ANDRE ALLEN

also in the boom of the big bell there is a quaintness of tone which wakens feelings, so strangely f...
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J.S. DAVEY What makes the Arctic VarChar so unusual and popular is that each bite has a different taste. As you...
SORIN SUCIU Are you single?” inquired − rather bluntly − the email titled “Career Opportunity.
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SORIN SUCIU I'm confident that we will be back in this market in 2007. We want to keep an open mind and an open ...
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MICHAEL STRONG It's a real tough feeling to keep your fate in other teams' hands. But hopefully it is a blessing in...
JOSH SOARES And when I saw you kissing that girl
My heart, it shattered and my eyes, they watered
And ...
KATE NASH

Every day were saying, 'How can we keep this customer happy?' How can we get ahead in innovation by ...
BILL GATES There are a lot of black-hearted, mean-spirited bastards in the world. It's important that we hold t...
DARREN SHAN Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ...
BURT FEINTUCH

We actually did quite a lot of comedy on 'Xena'. The whole show was very tongue-in-cheek.
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BROOKE PAULIN We don't take ourselves too seriously. I wouldn't say it's full-on tongue-in-cheek, but we do have a...
ROBERT COOPER It's made us regroup and refocus. For the investigators, it brought back a sense of we can solve thi...
DWIGHT RANSOME

narrow, cramped and mean-spirited.
EDWARD KENNEDY false, erroneous and mean-spirited.
BARRY GROSS Life gives us lessons to learn and if we dont learn those lessons we will keep going round in circle...
GARY F EVANS... We have to get better every day. If we can do that, if we can keep winning games and keep gaining co...
CHAD AMBUEHL

Dont be afraid to take a big step.You cant cross a chasm in two small steps.
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE We should tell our kids to just have fun, participate and not get bent on winning or losing. But eve...
BODE MILLER How can we ever have peace when we cant even make peace with the things we cant control.
SYNECA DE JORMUNGAND I am not better than you because of my religion, color, culture, education, status, wealth, etc. I a...
NAJWA ZEBIAN We cant even confirm to you there is a trial. If we release information, it jeopardizes the trial in...
JULIE ZAWISZA

Why dont we get drunk and screw?
JIMMY BUFFETT

If the seed doesn't get planted, it can't become a toxic thornbush. We must guard our minds and our ...
CRAIG GROESCHEL

Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we...
DEYTH BANGER Our failures in charity are chained to a narrowed vision of the world that makes too much of the dif...
REBECCA GOLDSTEIN

I think if we keep on doing good music and people like us and they buy the magazine because we are i...
VILLE VALO You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN Getting this far is a great boost for this program. We need to get stronger and keep working on fund...
GREG STAKE

We all get lots of people. And maybe we don’t always get to have them the exact way we want them, ...
JOHN COREY WHALEY i want to be the best i can be but when i cant i'll try my best to achieve my goal my goals in life ...
DALLY SALAD Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
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The words you can’t find, you borrow.
We read to know we’re not alone. We read because w...
GABRIELLE ZEVIN Read and Mind it :) You are special,yes u r special in urself. u can do what u want. dont jus sit an...
SHUBHAM CHAVAN This was a big confidence booster for us tonight. This showed our kids that we can get over the hump...
DON MCDOUGALL It is amazing the quality of human beings that are in this world if we can just get past people not ...
JOYCE MEYER Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slig...
SORIN SUCIU We want the best, but cant walk the test. Everyone wants it easy.
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM It's a mean-spirited vendetta against one person. A vote for this bill can be interpreted as partisa...
J. LOWELL STOLTZFUS There's obvious tongue-in-cheek there. It's all about politics. That doesn't mean it's not fueled by...
JAIME REGALADO Our victimization in a way, can turn us into bullies because, the other person isn't doing something...
STEFAN MOLYNEUX Perhaps we cannot prevent this world from being a world in which children are tortured. But we can r...
ALBERT CAMUS people dont know you till they meet you. dont smile if you dont want to, dont be a false person, don...
CAROLINA JANETTE GOMEZ GONZALEZ People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER We need about 5,000 square feet to keep this project going. We can get the furniture, and we can giv...
JAN KING I really hate that word, 'competition.' I don't see it that way. Me and Ryan, we can push each other...
HUMBERTO COTA We take what we get, and we put it to good use. If this looks different in the film, that will mean ...
ERNIE MALIK Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK It's cold and it's mean spirited and I don't like it here anymore.
ALAN MOORE I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
FLANNERY O'CONNOR I think you can be conservative and fight for what you believe in without being mean-spirited or bas...
MIKE GALLAGHER [A victory could] mean a lot of things. It can mean we beat the No. 1 team in the country. It can me...
D.J. OWENS We'll get some of these things worked out in practice this week. It's a mental thing, and that can b...
DAN MASHEK Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR We definitely expect to succeed. All this week, it felt like we were satisfied (with last Friday's w...
BEN LEE We don't want to be running customers off. So if this is what it takes to get their (the employees')...
KARLA WILLIAMS In a political sense, there is one problem that currently underlies all of the others. That problem ...
GERALD R. FORD Twist a tongue, and tongue a twist how many twists can a tongue twister twist around the twisting to...
JAZZ FEYLYNN This is great. This shows that if we keep working hard, we can play with anybody out there.
ERIC WALKER When Chuck would get some bubble gum in he would save it until Halloween to give out to the kids, .....
JEANNE MILLER These people can go anywhere they want, and if we don't get this resolved soon, they will.
STEVE KAY I'd be a conservative if I'd never met any. They're selfish, mean-spirited, egocentric, reactionary,...
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CHUCK NOLL In 1966, NASA took over in space, and it has been a bureaucratic mess ever since.
CHUCK YEAGER There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up...
CHUCK SCHUMER Find joy in everything you choose to do. Every job, relationship, home... it's your responsibili...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK I can't lie - I love talking to the people at my shows. I'm so grateful to all my fans. I co...
CHUCK BROWN You don't concentrate on risks. You concentrate on results. No risk is too great to prevent the ...
CHUCK YEAGER Don't let the same dog bite you twice.
CHUCK BERRY I'm thankful for each and every day. We never know when time is up.
CHUCK BERRY We're making the same mistakes we made 1,000 years ago. So they must be the right ones. So relax...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK What is the real purpose behind the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? They seem like gr...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK If the citizens of the United States are to turn away from the Communist Manifesto and preserve the ...
CHUCK NORRIS Exercise, prayer, and meditation are examples of calming rituals. They have been shown to induce a h...
CHUCK NORRIS The key to a winning season is focusing on one opponent at a time. Winning one week at a time. Never...
CHUCK NOLL My first four books, from 'Fight Club' to 'Choke,' dealt with personal identity issu...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK In 2008, while the film version of my book 'Choke' was coming to market, my mother was diagn...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK That's all there was in our house: poetry and choir rehearsal and duets and so forth; I listened...
CHUCK BERRY In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th...
CHUCK CLOSE Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews.
CHUCK BERRY Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ...
CHUCK BERRY Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed ...
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