If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.

Sometimes the aftermath is not worth the foreplay.

Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist.

John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn’t belong here. So I’m going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can’t do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay.

Liberalism is an undefined label applied to people who choose to think freely by those who don't know how to think for themselves.

As physical entities, we will always be slaves to the master we call 'death'. As spiritual entities, we are only slaves to our illusion of captivity.