Sometimes the aftermath is not worth the foreplay.

There are easier ways to be creative than to be procreative.

If women can display their camel-toeses then men can display their camel-noses.

Do not reward those who hurt you. Love and forgive, but do not forget. Turning the other cheek only works until you run out of cheeks.

Taste your words before you spit them out. You might need to eat them later.

You know a culture has started to rot, when corporations are people and unborn babies are not.