If you aren’t going to say something directly to someone’s face, than don’t use online as an opportunity to say it. It is this sense of bravery that people get when they are anonymous that gives the blogosphere a bad reputation.

I wrote a post about wanting to buy a banjo - a $300 banjo, which is a lot of money, and I don't play instruments; I don't know anything about music. I like music, and I like banjos, and I think I probably heard Steve Martin playing, and I said, 'I could do that.' And I said to my husband, I said, 'Ben, can I buy a banjo?' And he's like, 'No.'

A year or so ago I went through all the people in my life and asked myself: does this person inspire me, genuinely love me and support me unconditionally? I wanted nothing but positive influences in my life.

Her personality kind of sucks, ... The one thing that she has is her cuteness, and she picks up on that energy from him. So she kind of turns it around and uses it against him, and plays with him, and manipulates. It's like a game.

Sometimes I don't feel like the person that I'm supposed to be. I don't feel like I deserve any of this.

Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.