If you can laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people willthink you're drunk.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

I think he's the most graceful comedic performer of the century,

It's this miraculous thing that I think about every once in a while, like when I'm walking the dog, ... The thing that got me there was this show, and the easiest way to screw this up is to take my eye off the ball.

People just can't go on with an awards show like nothing happened.

I always knew that it was going to be an uphill climb to replace Letterman from complete obscurity with no experience, but I think I had to go through it to know exactly what a titanic effort that was going to be.