If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

How can He be perfect? Everything He ever makes...dies.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.