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STACIE HAMMOND Very well."
"Say it."
"Say what?"
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I hate being rejected... SAYYYYYYYYYY MY FUCKING N...
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CHARLES M. SCHULZ the right not to use the name if it is offensive, mischievous, ill-intentioned or inappropriate.
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KNUT HAMSUN That's just another name people throw around.
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ANONYMOUS Smile while you still have teeth.
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ANONYMOUS Rudeness top moment: to scare an ostrich on an asphalt street.
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