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Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.
MALIN AKERMAN You definitely cannot please everyone at all.
YVONNE STRAHOVSKI What you learn is that you can't please everyone all the time.
GARY LINEKER You can't please everyone so you gotta please yourself.
RICKY NELSON You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you.
KATIE COURIC We cant judge people because not everyone is kind and not everyone is bad
AINA JAHIRAH If I like it, it's gonna be on my album. You can't please everyone.
NATASHA HAMILTON You're never going to please everyone, and if you do, there's something wrong.
CONSTANCE WU You're not going to please everyone regardless of what you do.
BARRY WATKINS Mangina= equals a man that has no ambition, cant please his women, lazy, loser, no intelligence
NERISSA IRVING I can't please everyone. That's not in my J.D., you know, not in my job description.
MARIA SHARAPOVA You can't please everyone, and you can't make everyone like you,
KATIE COURIC You can’t be “it” for everyone. In fact, if you try to please everyone, you will please no one...
AMBER HURDLE Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED You can't please everyone... If you make a good movie, that's all that matters.
MATTHEW VAUGHN If you go about trying to please everyone, there's going to be endless struggles.
SONNY BILL WILLIAMS When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different...
DON RICKLES It is not possible to please everyone.
HUMAM HAMMOUDI You can't please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won't please anyone, lea...
DYLAN MORAN Like a jar you housed infinite tenderness
And the infinite tenderness shattered you like a jar.
PABLO NERUDA Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE Trying to please everyone is a definite route to failure.
ZENG HAN JUN What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR. If you can't please yourself some of the time, how do you expect to please people all the time? Not ...
ANTHONY LICCIONE But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love. . .someone to hold on to. ....
HUBERT SELBY JR. I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI You can get totally messed up trying to please everyone with what you do, but ultimately, you have t...
PIERCE BROSNAN Not everyone can just up an’ go whenever they please!
JASON MEDINA People may not like you, but that's cool because your heart doesn't beat from their liking. You can'...
AMAKA IMANI NKOSAZANA I think the danger is to try and please everyone.
CHARLIE COX Ultimately, no matter how many projects you considered, you can't please everyone.
HENRY FAWELL You cannot please everyone. Don't try to or else you will breakdown
SOTONYE ANGA You cant spill a drip, just like you cant drop drops, you can only drop drips and spill drops.
EVAN HEHEMANN We want the best, but cant walk the test. Everyone wants it easy.
JOHN ALEXANDER TRISTRAM And if it please you, so; if not, why, so.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I said, 'please, please not something bad'.
RALF SCHUMACHER We might not always please everyone. But our job is not to please, but take the relations between ou...
JOSEPH MUSCAT All I can do is follow my instincts, because I'll never please everyone.
EMMA WATSON Love is like eating and drinking, you cant not need it
SEGEV LAYANI We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA I think one thing I've learned over the years is just that you're not going to ever please e...
JEREMY SCOTT who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL Scribblings of love are on your heart
So you think you can find it anywhere...
Darling ple...
JASMINE SANDOZZ This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE And then, not expecting it, you become middle-aged and anonymous. No one notices you. You achieve a ...
DORIS LESSING Please, all you MCs out there, all you fans out there, don't think Big gonna make a record dissi...
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. You can kill a man but you cant kill a idea.
SOPHOCLES You can't please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't care about Wayne Newt...
CRISS ANGEL the thing is you can get used to anything you think you cant you want to die but you dont you cant y...
ELIZABETH SCOTT I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN I have made the choices that work best for me. I know I cannot please everyone, and that's fine.
MARLEE MATLIN Even if all communication from everyone is followed, yet one cannot please everyone.
RAJEN JANI Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD Everybody that listens to something hears it differently from their own perspective. And you can'...
BUDDY DEFRANCO Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY would that make Howard Dean Jar Jar Binks?
BOB STEVENSON Its hard because you went through camp with these guys and you cant be with them when you win, you c...
GERALD HAYES just because theres a goalie, doesnt mean you cant score
BRADLEY ADAM HENDERSON If you're trying to please everyone, then you're not going to make anything that is honestly...
VIGGO MORTENSEN You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT If you can read this, thank a teacher. -Anonymous teacher.
ANONYMOUS TEACHER If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS I Can not be good and please everyone my bad day your bad day. Could we have been a good match anywa...
ROSE MESQUITA Sometimes I'm very impatient. I also feel the need to please everyone, which is unnecessary and ...
STEVE NASH The house has to please everyone, contrary to the work of art which does not. The work is a private ...
ADOLF LOOS If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
MATT GROENING If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR You cant find outside what you dont have inside.
CARL HAMMERSCHLAG The human heart knows thing the eyes cant see, and feels the things the mind cant understand.. but i...
VANESSA SCHIFFER Would you please please please please please please please stop talking?
ERNEST HEMINGWAY US Federal Communication Commission FCC please release your net neutrality standards. Everyone would...
APURVA GAGLANI … You just thrashed a horror of the Whisperwastes with a jar of chili powder?” Mia nodded. “Sh...
JAY KRISTOFF If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER Obviously you can't please everyone. I'm sure some people say, 'Bloody old Len Goodman g...
LEN GOODMAN You have a wide array of people that are watching something, and you cannot please everyone at the s...
DAVID A. R. WHITE I've found that if you just try to make the film you want, you'll find the right audience. I...
DREW GODDARD A tough lesson we must learn in life is that....NOT everyone is going to wish you well, not everyone...
JESSICA FAYE HAMMER Tell me I cant, I won't hear you.
AMARE STOUDEMIRE I cant tell you how pleased I am,
GRAEME SOUNESS you cant be fair in an unfair world
JOHN KOVACICH you cant trust somebody who thinks you're crazy
PENELOPE CRUZ The secret to life is...a secret so i cant tell you
GEMIMAH S. COLLIWALD CORNILIA* My life isn't going to be about Jar Jar Binks.
AHMED BEST Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all tr...
OLIVIA MUNN Everyone has a talent in some sport.its just the knowledge about it that some of us luck for a reaso...
KIMBERLY SHILENJE I am not a terrorist. Please don't arrest me.
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD And if We please, We should certainly take away that which We have revealed to you, then you would n...
QURAN Please don't ask me to do that which I've just said I'm not going to do, because you're burning up t...
GEORGE BUSH May it please the court, I am not guilty,
MIKE ESPY Money Can Get You A Bag Of Skittles, But It Cant Get You The Rainbow.
NIJEE UNIQUE KAASHIF You can hear the wind blow but you cant see it.
LAURA REESE If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Please understand, you are not welcome here.
CARIDAD RAMOS You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
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