If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours

Cinemascope is not for men, but for snakes and funerals.

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals

True friends appear less mov'd than counterfeit; As men that grieve at funerals are not so loud as those that cry for hire

If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.