Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals.

Depressions may bring people closer to the church but so do funerals

Do you, good people, believe that Adam and Eve were created in the Garden of Eden and that they were forbidden to eat from the tree of knowledge? I do. The church has always been afraid of that tree. It still is afraid of knowledge. Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas. So does whiskey. I believe in the brain of man.

Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work.

If you don't go to other men funerals they won't go to yours

Working people have alot of bad habits, but the worst of these is work