If you establish a routine for your child, then your routine can be more manageable.

You learn more about yourself through your child, I guess.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

With acting, when you're reading a script, you're regurgitating someone else's words. There's a whole part of your brain that's off duty.

If you go to prison, your child support adds up.