If you go to prison, your child support adds up.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you establish a routine for your child, then your routine can be more manageable.

There is nothing like seeing the man you love with your child.