If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

We're not going to go on a wild goose chase.

That's not a wild goose chase. That's bingo.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else