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Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely


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Think not of what you can do, but of what you cannot!
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON The better you do today, the better you can do tomorrow.
LORRIN L. LEE Only those who can see the invisible, can do the impossible.
JEFFREY FRY Most of us can do more than we think but usually do less than we think we have.
VIKRANT PARSAI You can have anything you want in life, you must be willing to conquer the challenge.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it.
VAN MORRISON It ain't bragging if you can do it.
DIZZY DEAN Do what you can while you can.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I think of myself as no more than 60. What I could do at 60, I can still do now.
OSCAR NIEMEYER Believe in yourself, keep a can-do approach, struggle hard and watch success follow.
MUSTAFA SAIFUDDIN Unless a man undertakes more than he possibly can do, he will never do all he can do.
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ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it.
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A. R. RAHMAN Learn, relearn and outlearn.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA You realize the limits of your body. The thing you don't want to do is freak out and swim hard. At s...
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CAN DüNDAR Divers have found there is no air left in the holds of the ship. That means sea water has filled the...
CAN KARACA They must be all dead, if there is anybody else in those holds.
CAN KARACA There is little hope to find them alive.
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Gümüş bir tüy dikmek için manzaraya!
CAN YüCEL Have a robust mindset; dare to move any mountain!
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DOUGLAS COUPLAND Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to do list.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.
HENRIK IBSEN I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.
LUCILLE BALL A man will always promise to do more than he can do to a woman he cannot understand.
PHILIPPA GREGORY We've got a motto here-you're tougher than you think you are, and you can do more than you think you...
CHRISTOPHER MCDOUGALL One of the things I do in my cookbooks is I will do a conversion from outdoor to indoor grilling so ...
SANDRA LEE A motto of many politicians, public servants and money bags: Ask not 'What can I do for you?' but 'W...
H.M. FORESTER I can do things you cannot, you can do things I cannot; together we can do great things.
MOTHER TERESA Do a little more each day than you think you possibly can.
LOWELL THOMAS It's funny. I have more trouble picking quarterbacks than I do linebackers.
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BERNARD WILLIAMS I think as you get older, people get more snotty. I acted nicer when I was younger than I do now. I'...
KAYLYN KING The more things you do, the more you can do.
LUCILLE BALL I do what I can,' I said. 'When I can do more, I will. You know that.
OCTAVIA E. BUTLER I think many people are finding things I do very funny and strange.
FLULA BORG I can think of a lot better things to do with my hands than to cut them up on the rim of a drum.
BUDDY RICH I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can do. In fact, that's g...
LUCILLE BALL I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.
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CATE BLANCHETT Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it.
ANONYMOUS One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
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PHILIP T. M. Never do things others can do and will do if there are things others cannot do or will not do.
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ANTOWAIN SMITH If you can dream it, you can do it.
ENZO FERRARI If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all.
ARSENE WENGER If you value your time, You'll get some reasons to smile in return.
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HARRY PERRETTA Of course we can do it. But more importantly the players have begun to think we can do it.
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CICERO Be all that you can be.
You can be great.
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WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
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WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
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WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
WILL ROGERS There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoir...
WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
WILL ROGERS I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
WILL ROGERS The whole financial structure of Wall Street seems to rise or fall on the mere fact that the Federal...
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
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WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
WILL ROGERS Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up. If it don't...
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WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
WILL ROGERS Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
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WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness, with the po...
WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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WILL ROGERS A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you...
WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
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WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
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WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
WILL ROGERS Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifu...
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