If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best

The' feller that sets on a store box with his mouth full of scrap terbacker while his wife is at home sewing' fer a living' knows jist exactly how t' regulate the railroads

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.