If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who need the same things. You enrich humanity with the profound expression of these feelings.
Billy Joel
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If he creates expectations for yo... GREG BEHRENDT Love me as I have loved you. Need me as I have need you. Don't do things I do in return to satisfy m... AGNES ARCILLA We are all familiar with that expression that united you stand and divided you fall. You need to be ... FRED HUMES When you understand yourself, that very day you have understood the whole of humanity. Then nobody c... BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH Respect your entity & be the best you can be. Make yourself enough to trust in yourself & make yours... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Human potential is the same for all. Your feeling, "I am of no value", is wrong. Absolutely wrong. Y... DALAI LAMA If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it. VAN MORRISON Some of us have deeper feelings for one over another. It can’t be helped. It’s chemistry. It’s... KATE MCGAHAN That’s the cost. That’s the price. Get ready, because when you crush the humanity out of humans,... RICK YANCEY You need to trust To surrender To ask for guidance Go within for the answers The... KAREN HACKEL No one will do for you what you need to do for yourself. We cannot afford to be separate. . . . We h... DOROTHY HEIGHT No one will do for you what you need to do for yourself. We cannot afford to be separate. We have to... DOROTHY HEIGHT If you catch yourself wondering why you want more of the world and you're not satisfied with God, it... CRAIG GROESCHEL The reality is that every human being is placed on this planet, and one of the things that drives hu... ERWIN MCMANUS If you call yourself a leader, then you have to be decisive. If you're decisive, then you have t... NARENDRA MODI Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by. ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" There are certain things that they say you can't do, there are all these secret people behind the sc... AFRIKA BAMBAATAA Billy Joel is an incredible musician. He just feels like one of the guys, you know. I grew up listen... ACTION BRONSON You have to believe that your voice can mean something. You have to believe that what you do matters... CHARLOTTE ERIKSSON You will enrich your life immeasurably if you approach it with a sense of wonder and discovery, and ... NATE BERKUS He had a simple maxim for all competitive or adversarial situations: work out what the other party l... JOHN LANCHESTER You underestimate yourself if you think any woman would have to pretend to have feelings for you. AMY TINTERA Do external things distract you? Then make time for yourself to learn something worthwhile; stop let... MARCUS AURELIUS You have what others don't have. This is good news which means you can do what others can't do! You ... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR As the writer, you're always a presence in the song. If you get close to what human beings are like,... RICHARD THOMPSON Humanity smacks me the taste of human psyche and prejudice, being part of human nature. Humans belie... TARIF NAAZ You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite... PEARL BUCK You cannot make yourself feel something you do not feel, but you can make yourself do right in spite... PEARL S. BUCK Don't listen to what anybody says except the people who encourage you. If it's what you want... JAKE GYLLENHAAL If you are in a band like my brother, Rudolf, who is in the Scorpions, then you have a kind of umbre... MICHAEL SCHENKER I believe that fitness needs to come from within you. You need to respect your body. Only then will ... ARJUN RAMPAL Self worth is how you perceive yourself, how you talk about yourself, and how you represent yourself... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA This is what rituals are for. We do spiritual ceremonies as human beings in order to create a safe r... ELIZABETH GILBERT How do you rid the Earth of humans? Rid the humans of their humanity. RICK YANCEY Part of adulthood is searching for the people who understand you. HANYA YANAGIHARA Labels fund things and have resources for you to use. But just because you sign doesn't mean you... GABRIELLE APLIN Beauty is the light within. Only when you see the light within yourself will others see it in you. F. JOHNSON When you love someone more than he loves you, you'll do anything to switch the scales. You dress the... JODI PICOULT There are some movies you do for the character; there are some movies you do for the people. KAJAL AGGARWAL If you don't set the tone for the day, the devil will set it for you. JOEL OSTEEN If you want to "get in touch with your feelings," fine, talk to yourself. We all do. But if you wa... WILLIAM SAFIRE If you cannot recollect yourself continuously, do so once a day at least, in the morning or in the e... THOMAS à KEMPIS Life is what you make of it…if you stumble, pick yourself back up, if you fail turn it into a step... N. S. COLE For if you love those who love you, what reward have you? Do not even the tax collectors do the same... JESUS CHRIST Humanity is a gift of god to make things correct you have done wrong and it is a chance to taste the... NISHI DE SILVA It's great to go on your own and discover new things just for yourself, to meet new people and a... DIDO ARMSTRONG Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. J.D. SALINGER If you are a chef, no matter how good a chef you are, it's not good cooking for yourself; the jo... WILL.I.AM To remain far-sighted, you need to surround yourself with far-sighted visionaries. You need to ... D.S. MASHEGO To remain far-sighted, you need to surround yourself with far-sighted visionaries. You need to ... D.S. MASHEGO ASK YOURSELF: Who are the people you are drawn to who bring out the best in you? How do they make yo... SUSAN C. YOUNG Life is a lot easier when you make peace with yourself. When you forgive yourself. When you stop tor... AKIROQ BROST All I'm saying is that sooner of later, you'll have to come to terms with yourself. You can't wish a... JEANIENE FROST The commandment is that you shall love, but when you understand life and yourself, then it is as if ... SOREN KIERKEGAARD I don't have a musical background. But I do enjoy all kinds of music. It's an expression of the huma... AUGUST WILSON Every time you are convinced of something you close yourself off from any and all other possibilitie... AKIROQ BROST 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON There is no experience like having children.’ That’s all. There is no substitute for it. You can... MITCH ALBOM Respect for humanity! Respect for humanity! If such respect is rooted in the human heart, humanity w... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPéRY It's really how you accept things, how you allow yourself to feel things, how you communicate with p... DELPHINE HIRSH Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, nor do Two Rights Make a Left. Which ever side you think i... JONATHAN BAILEY How do you love your children? By doing what's best for them. Then how would you love your... J. GRANT HOWARD If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spir... ED SULLIVAN Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you. GORDON KORMAN For your protection, the board should say let's do these three things. If the board says let's do th... DOROTHY GALLAGHER Be all that you can be. You can be great. LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Life coaches and trainers are not baby sitters. They'll push you, they'll make you do things you may... JOHN B. BEJO You don't know how I feel about you, but you know that I do. I from. I feel about you. Knowing that ... KAYLA RAE If you have no feelings about worldly things, they are all Buddhism; if you have feelings about Budd... ZEN PROVERB Drop down someone else's shoe and run to take your own quickly. Don't hire your own to anybody, else... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If it wasn't for all the people around you and in your life, you couldn't do anything, ... You can't... BRYSON SUMLIN If you do not believe you can do it then you have no chance at all. ARSENE WENGER When you're having conversations about actors, you realize these same conversations have happene... PADDY CONSIDINE If you have a recital to do, you have to memorize the songs. I never use music when I do recitals. I... BRYN TERFEL Set a goal you need to reach during the day. Plan something and complete it, it will bring you pleas... DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA Before having anything for yourself, you must always ask yourself. 'Do you want it' or 'Do you need ... PRAVIN PRAJAPATI If you make a habit of buying things you do not need, you will soon be selling things you do. FILIPINO PROVERB The great fact is that the source of all you desire comes from within! The answers to these needs wi... STEPHEN RICHARDS Your remedy is within you, but you do not sense it. Your sickness is from you, but you do not percei... MOOSA RAHAT No matter how much feelings you may have for this person, be mindful on the decisions you make & on ... JUSTIN COX If these doors are open for any reason, then you've had it. ... All you need is bashing by the sea a... RICHARD CLAYTON You make some big grandoise decision about what you need to do, or who you need to be, and then circ... ELIZABETH GILBERT All your experiences, the places you go to, the encounters you have with people, and, of course, you... CYRILLE AIMEE You humble me, Nikki. Don't you see that? It must be clear from my expression that I do not, because... J. 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