If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.