If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.