If you think you're going to be up for an Oscar, you schedule your moviemaking.

Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think.

You cannot have one bathroom. And it don't matter how much you love your wife and everything, 'cause you wind up with no room at all. You just get a little corner, and you've got a toothbrush and your paste and a shaving brush and a razor.

If you're a movie actor, you're on your own - you cannot control the stage. The director controls it.

I'm a frustrated stand-up comic. If you hand me a microphone and I get one laugh, then I'll go on for 20 minutes.

I think life has got to develop as you get older, and I don't want to be wandering along doing the same old thing. I want more out of life.