If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

It is only those people in the habit of laughing at others or deriving pleasure out of others mistakes, who are able to put up a smiling face regularly.

I was being singled out as the best in the class at this, that and the other, nearly always to do with art. And then I was a very good swimmer from a very early age, and once again the best in the class, and when I was about five or six, I was the best in the school.

If you are in pain and you put up a smiling face, you are not being true to yourself.

Tie me kangaroo down, sport.