I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

You can't grow a beard if you shave

If you turn a smiling face on the world, you've got a chance of finishing up a good-looking old person.

I was being singled out as the best in the class at this, that and the other, nearly always to do with art. And then I was a very good swimmer from a very early age, and once again the best in the class, and when I was about five or six, I was the best in the school.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.