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MITT ROMNEY His style is sort of pop, like Billy Joel or Elton John.
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P. J. O'ROURKE It was phenomenal, absolutely phenomenal. It's Billy Joel - what else do you have to say?
JOSH DAVIS In the Soviet Union I was the head of all oil production. And you know in the Soviet Union, you didn...
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ALICE ALYCE The early Billy Joel stuff I fell in love with, like Glass Houses, is a real rock record.
GAVIN DEGRAW The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Soviet themes in American adverti...
DENNIS MILLER NATO was built to counteract the Soviet Union in its day and time. At this point there is no threat ...
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GARTH RISK HALLBERG There is nothing we are doing with the Soviet Union that you do not know,
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SUNDAY ADELAJA My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.
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RICK SMOLAN Dare to follow your own paths.
Dare to be yourself.
Dare to be different.
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RONALD REAGAN Hope you don't think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I'm a piano player. I'm already unplugged.
BILLY JOEL She tells me everything I know about the Soviet Union.
MIKHAIL GORBACHEV You know what that reflects? Unsatisfied lives. Unfulfilled lives. Lives that haven't found meaning ...
MITCH ALBOM You know what that reflects? Unsatisfied lives. Unfulfilled lives. Lives that haven't found meaning....
MITCH ALBOM Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
RICHARD M. NIXON They are sorry there is no more Soviet Union and they don't know how to act.
HE YAFEI Yes, Samantha, we in the Soviet Union are trying to do everything so that there will not be war on E...
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OSCAR WILDE I don't know if it's probable, but it's possible. When you look back since the breakup of the Soviet...
SCOTT HAMILTON Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
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GARY F EVANS... If you want to know what tomorrow will be like, go ahead and DREAM about it today.
MICHELLE TURNER When I decided to go to a country that subsidized music, I went to the Soviet Union for two years.
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C. JOYBELL C. IF YOU DON'T GO AFTER WHAT YOU WANT; YOU COULD SPEND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SETTLING FOR WHAT YOU CAN GET
MO STEGALL CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.
JOEL: I know.
CLEMENTINE: What d...
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MORRIE SCHWARTZ In the Soviet Union you weren’t allowed to speak out against the government. In the US you cannot ...
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SAM RAYBURN Don't try to go too fast. Learn your job. Don't ever talk until you know what you're talking about.....
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MARI ADAM In our factory the managers say if you want to go on working, you'd better vote for Lukashenko. It's...
ANATOLY LEBEDKO what matter most ? _ you . only you.everyday every event would pass by through your vein
LITYMUNSHI The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
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DIANE VON FURSTENBERG I want to get to the moon. I want to go to Mars.
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GUNDO MULAUDZI Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.
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BIKRAM CHOUDHURY About the capitalist states, it doesn't depend on you whether we (Soviet Union) exist. If you don't ...
NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV My favorites growing up were always Billy Joel, Michael Jackson... and Placido Domingo.
JOSH YOUNG Billy Joel and Joe Jackson were both great, and they both play piano.
BEN FOLDS If you want to win anything-a race, your self, your life-you have to go a little berserk.
GEORGE SHEEHAN If you want to win anything -- a race, your self, your life -- you have to go a little berserk.
GEORGE SHEEHAN If you want to win anything - a race, your self, your life - you have to go a little berserk.
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ELLEN DEGENERES If you want to be like Superman then you gotta say no to all the cryptonite in your life.
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MARINE LE PEN We all are wearing many hundred glasses of different colors. Therefore, everyone sees the world in d...
MUDITHA CHAMPIKA If you want to go through everybody - Don Carter, Weber, Hardwick - Billy was the guy. His mental to...
DAVE SOUTAR Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no o...
LES BROWN Does anyone know if Lamborghini makes wheelchair vehicles? If not, I want to change that.
STEVE GLEASON If you want to have the time of your life, change how you use the time in your life.
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JASON ROBERT BROWN If you're confused about what to do,
it's a sign that your enemy is winning.
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NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Even in the former Soviet Union, they have good copies of my movies.
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Before your time.
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JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'...
JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r...
JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying.
JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him!
JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ...
JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes.
JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp...
JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj...
JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi...
JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day.
JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment.
JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way...
JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t...
JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ...
JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi...
JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools...
JOEL SALATIN