The happiest times in my life were when my relationships were going well -- when I was in love with someone, and someone was loving me. But in my whole life, I haven't met the person I can sustain a relationship with yet. So I'm discontented about that. I'm angry with myself. I have regrets.
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The odds were against me. At 5' 8, I was shorter than most gir... CARA DELEVINGNE I remember when I watched 'Hellraiser' with my mother. She cried when she saw my name in the... CLIVE BARKER I fall in love with myself, and I want someone to share it with me. And I want someone to share me, ... EARTHA KITT I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pi... SARAH SILVERMAN I was baptized in the eighth grade, but I didn't really understand what it meant. Then it was in col... BARRY SANDERS That was probably the happiest I have been in my short life. Toward the end I kept thinking about ev... ADAM SHILLING When I was in the eighth grade, I wrote this huge long paper about how I had no idea what I was gonn... SHANTEL VANSANTEN How many times had I let myself connect with someone only to have it thrown back in my face? JAY ASHER The worse thing I have done in my life is Diary writing.... a wastage of time, wastage of papers fil... 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That's the big secret. JOEL MCHALE We have an uncanny ability to make birds do what we want them to do. In Blood Simple there's a s... JOEL COEN Resting metabolic rate is largely genetically determined, but our calorie intake has an effect as we... JOEL FUHRMAN Combine anti-cancer foods to maximize protection against all cancers: A number of plant foods are as... JOEL FUHRMAN Industrial agriculture, because it depends on standardization, has bombarded us with the message tha... JOEL SALATIN Young Joel Benenson supported - well, I - you know, look, I supported Bobby Kennedy, not Eugene McCa... JOEL BENENSON We think when God speaks to us, there's going to be a boom out of Heaven or we're going to g... JOEL OSTEEN Having rain on your tuxedo is a pretty good reminder that you're not James Bond. JOEL EDGERTON When faith in our freedom gives way to fear of our freedom, silencing the minority view becomes the ... JOEL SALATIN Humor is a universal lanuage. JOEL GOODMAN I believe that God breathed life into every person and that every person is made in the image of God... JOEL OSTEEN When I grew up, the Devil was a reason why I had a headache or the Devil was the reason I got mad to... JOEL OSTEEN I operate under the theory that all publicity is good publicity, and then, if that theory doesn'... JOEL EDGERTON Keep in mind, hurting people often hurt other people as a result of their own pain. If somebody is r... JOEL OSTEEN There just isn't any pleasing some people. The trick is to stop trying. JOEL ROSENBERG Quit questioning God and start trusting Him! JOEL OSTEEN You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It wont happen automatically. You will have ... JOEL OSTEEN Jesus was saying that you can't have a larger life with restricted attitudes. JOEL OSTEEN He that cannot decidedly say, No, when tempted to evil, is on the highway to ruin. He loses the resp... JOEL HAWES Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an obj... JOEL HAWES Vision without action is a dream. Action without vision is simply passing the time. Action with Visi... JOEL BARKER Don't do anything that you wouldn't feel comfortable reading about in the newspaper the next day. JOEL OSTEEN I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. JOEL SALATIN The north of Sweden is very socialist and poor. They feel left out and despise Stockholm in many way... JOEL KINNAMAN In Sweden, there's a lot of talk of gender equality. That discussion isn't as prevalent in t... JOEL KINNAMAN The question is: Where would it get you if something that's a little bit ambiguous in the movie ... JOEL COEN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi... JOEL OSTEEN Land degradation did not start with chemical agriculture. But chemical agriculture offered new tools... 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