If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

I think everybody should like everybody.

I think it would be terrific if everybody was alike.

I think kids should go to high school until they're 30. No, really, because people are staying younger now and there's nothing to do. If you stayed longer, then it would be really great.

Now and then, someone would accuse me of being evil - of letting people destroy themselves while I watched, just so I could film them and tape-record them. But I didn't think of myself as evil - just realistic.