If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

I'll tell you what freedom is to me: no fear. I mean really, no fear!

Fear is... a kind of unintentional storytelling that we are all born knowing how to do.

Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.

So the kind of boy I was, or that I was told to be, you were kind of this like half-gladiator, half-dude who, you know, was supposed to have as many girls as possible and work until your heart exploded, have no fear, you know.