There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

There is an optical illusion about every person we meet.

Love other human beings as you would love yourself.

The Farrelly brothers make movies the way you imagine a movie set would be when you're a kid - fun all the time.

Make yourself comfortable in everything you do.