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If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.


Eugene Mirman

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LENNY BRUCE Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.
LENNY BRUCE If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF I'm not the one who got injured by a guy named Chad.
DONOVAN MCNABB If five or more than five people gather, they will be arrested.
MOHAMMED ALI If you look at CREW you see nothing more than a shill for the Democratic Party.
DAN RONAYNE So many people in Eugene get stuck because of the fog.
JEN MCSKIMMING We're doing the best we can (without Chad) and, hopefully, we can come out of here with another top ...
JIMMIE JOHNSON You can get away with stuff with everybody looking right at you,
DON CATLIN When the party with no power can raise more money than the party with all the power, it means people...
ORIN KRAMER Get the fuck out of here!
LARS ULRICH If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyw...
GERARD WAY Many feel that sitting at a screen sweating over the design of handrail details for the next cute do...
CAMERON SINCLAIR E-mail is far more convenient than the telephone, as far as I'm concerned. I would throw my phone aw...
TOM HANKS You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face
SHERRY ARGOV When in doubt, get the fuck out.
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT If you take goodwill for granted and get sloppy, you might get away with it once or twice, but you w...
KATE KERRIGAN What Chad did at halftime is just a sign of immaturity that Marvin has to help Johnson get through. ...
JOHN CLAYTON There are as many kinds of kisses as there are people on earth, as there are permutations and combin...
DIANE DI PRIMA Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.
DAVID SEDARIS Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something ...
EUGENE MIRMAN Most bullies are the product of a stressful and often abusive home life. Next time a bully threatens...
EUGENE MIRMAN Some tips for life: 1.Don't be afraid to follow your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid. 2.Be kin...
EUGENE MIRMAN High School: Oh, man. This is where boys and girls go from tweens to teens and become complicated an...
EUGENE MIRMAN I went to high school in Lexington, Massachusetts, which in hindsight was very nice.
EUGENE MIRMAN Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (Y...
EUGENE MIRMAN 6th grade. My dog, Katie, is hit by a car and killed. A mean girl during recess says it committed su...
EUGENE MIRMAN The truth is, for however much my stories come out of things that have happened to me, they're n...
EUGENE MIRMAN Yes, I'm known as America's most genuine comedian.
EUGENE MIRMAN I think in Russia, there's a lot of storytelling and anecdotes.
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EUGENE MIRMAN I was at peace with it; I'd taken his hatred and insecurity-driven malice and turned it into fame, m...
EUGENE MIRMAN Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or di...
EUGENE MIRMAN It’s hard to be told to lighten up because if you lighten up any more, you’re going to float the...
ROXANE GAY The teachings of the Church line up more with the Democratic Party than the Republican Party.
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HANS BUDER I have always been a critic of government policy. I was in government for more than five years. Befo...
JONATHAN MOYO Algren's Precepts: Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man named Doc. And...
PAUL DICKSON When you get physically intimidated in that way, mentally you kind of, like, crack. That's what I fe...
PHIL MARTELLI If the Republican Party works with the Hispanic community, the immigrant community, they're natu...
GROVER NORQUIST The funny thing about fake ass people is that they don't exist in my world so get real or get the fu...
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MARK TWAIN I mean the word is out right now to juveniles [that] you can no longer get away with what you used t...
ANDY KAHAN in this land some of us fuck more than
we die but most of us die
better than we fuck
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It's kind of like a ready-made party. You go out, you get some fresh air, get your little bit of exe...
LINDA POWELL Faddists are continually proclaiming the value of exercise; four people out of five are more in need...
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LARRY REED He's out on the street, he might do it again. If he can get away with it this time, he could get awa...
CALVIN FLETCHER They don't play with enthusiasm until they get desperate. They've got to get desperate right away. T...
GREG MAUCH If there are a million ponds out there, with versions of you and me living similar and different liv...
BLAKE CROUCH It's a place for people to come out with other people and party.
ART WURSTER The inspector general's report is an indictment of conditions at Chad that existed in July and Augus...
BERNARD WARNER According to the manager, we had some people driving in and out. We get a little suspicious if we se...
LARRY JENKINS You often hear people say 'Luck is self made.' I think it is, to a certain extent; if you wo...
GREG LAKE At least five people and probably more.
IAN MARTIN Today, if you look at financial systems around the globe, more than half the population of the world...
MUHAMMAD YUNUS Collect books, even if you don't plan on reading them right away. Nothing is more important than an ...
JOHN WATERS I'm a moderate. I hang out in the middle. I vote against my party with some regularity and try t...
CLAIRE MCCASKILL People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.
RICHARD J. NEEDHAM People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.
RICHARD J. NEEDHAM Right away, on November 8, the Green Party's a major watchdog party on those two parties.
RALPH NADER If you get the incentives, you put more into the house right at the beginning.
ERIC GREGORY Anything I do right now with twisting, I'll probably feel it. If I had already gone five good inning...
CORY LIDLE Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you s...
EVAN ESAR A loyal liberal can get away with anything with other liberals, as long as that loyal liberal is lib...
RUSH LIMBAUGH The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense.
JIM HARRISON If the right one's out there to make and we can help ourselves -- more so probably for next year tha...
BRENDAN TAMAN Kurt had a little time and he did a lot better scrambling away from the pressure than we thought he ...
ANTONIO PIERCE If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's ...
HARLAND WILLIAMS Rather than rush through with the inspection, to get the planes up right away faster, that they shou...
ANDREW KLUGER Our goal remains the same, to change the direction of our country and bring a higher standard of lea...
WESLEY CLARK The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there ...
ELBERT HUBBARD Fuck a Girl in a Right intention is better'
Than to love a girl in a wrong Intention......
SMRUTI SWAIN She has the ability to get the most out of her kids. People don't know that she did a lot more than ...
CARL WILLIAMS Criminals are opportunists. If you've got a booming market, they're going to get away with more frau...
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HUGH JACKMAN (The Devils) want to send out the seniors the right way and get things ready for next year -- and co...
BRENT JENNINGS No homework. I got suspended,” Blue replied.
“Get the fuck out,” Ronan said, but with adm...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER I probably wouldn't have a big problem, but the Mexicans come here with their language you don't und...
MIKE ARNOLD We aren't sure we want to dive into this right now if we can't get our people to the site. Maybe we ...
CHARLIE KLEMAN If you have the same ideas as everybody else but have them one week earlier than everyone else then ...
BARRY JONES A leading party with less than 30 seats is much more dependent on partner parties.
YORAM PERI It just doesn't seem right to us that the lady players could play in three events and could take awa...
TIM PHILLIPS Never worry what others say when you walk away from all the drama. Be grateful you had the strength ...
ELLE SOMMER Listen, child—if you’re at a party with a hundred people and one of them is the devil, he’ll b...
DEAN KOONTZ Nothing is more irritating than not being invited to a party you wouldn't be seen dead at.
WILLIAM E BILL VAUGHAN As my Sicilian grandfather used to say, you get more flies with honey than with vinegar, right?
ANDREW CUOMO If politicians stopped meddling with things they don't understand, there would be a more drastic red...
THOMAS SOWELL People as well as 14-party combine will not participate in any election under these two conspirators...
ABDUL JALIL If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.
ALAN LEWIS It feels great to come out with the win, especially with Chad throwing a no-hitter. Chad pretty much...
DAN NOBBS I tune it all out because if I let other people's stress get to me, then I stress myself out mor...
SIMONE BILES Keep driving," said a soft voice in my ear. "She will not bite if you keep driving."

Fuck...
DAVID WONG We talked at halftime that we have to learn to put people away. We had a big tendency last year to g...
DAN PIFER If you've got an inkling that something's not right with a car you're looking at, it's time to walk ...
DICK MORSE I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than fi...
E. LOCKHART And after five days Ananias the high priest descended with the elders, and with a certain orator nam...
BIBLE Last week, we were three (botched) plays away from 100 more yards on offense. A lot gets blown out o...
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EUGENE O'NEILL at least provides some judicial review.
EUGENE FIDELL Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.
EUGENE O'NEILL The big lesson of Reagan is: To think that he was some sort of simple figurehead and didn't do t...
EUGENE JARECKI Politics separate men by bringing them together only superficially. Art and culture unite us in a co...
EUGENE IONESCO It was widespread that the politics of Tea Party people would be foreign to Ronald Reagan and they w...
EUGENE JARECKI The world, more suffering than sinning, turns toward Pope Francis as in a conversation people turn t...
EUGENE KENNEDY I'm being assessed for it. I get nothing, ... I was told by the time I got my tax bill I would get w...
EUGENE FIELD She is continuing a tradition
EUGENE FIELD All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You ...
EUGENE FIELD I cannot sing the old songs I sang long years ago, And yet I cannot say I'm sad That time hath chang...
EUGENE FIELD The gingham dog and the calico cat, Side by side on the table sat
EUGENE FIELD Wynken, Blynken and Nod one night / Sailed off in a wooden shoe - / Sailed on a river of crystal lig...
EUGENE FIELD But I, when I undress me Each night upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple pie and ...
EUGENE FIELD Ideas came with explosive immediacy, like an instant birth. Human thought is like a monstrous pendul...
EUGENE FIELD He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time
EUGENE FIELD Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
EUGENE FIELD Facebook may not only propagate cyber-loneliness but exacerbate the pain of loss that estranged fami...
EUGENE KENNEDY I'm one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist. I'm just the lucky one to be standing...
EUGENE ORMANDY Now my friends, I am opposed to the system of society in which we live today, not because I lack the...
EUGENE DEBS The object of religion is the imagination, that deep and inexhaustible font of our understanding and...
EUGENE KENNEDY Living is abnormal.
EUGENE IONESCO If we went back to the imprisonment rate we had in the early '70s, something like four out of fi...
EUGENE JARECKI Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.
EUGENE ORMANDY Perhaps I abandoned criticism because I am full of contradictions, and when you write an essay, you ...
EUGENE IONESCO An investor doesn't have a prayer of picking a manager that can deliver true alpha.
EUGENE FAMA Elites are once again invoking Reagan, dropping their G's and saying things in a folksy sort of ...
EUGENE JARECKI