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Prom night can be a special night, if you let it be. I know you think it's for losers and something that popular kids do because they are boring people with porcelain hearts who don't know what it means to be lonely. But you're wrong. Prom is a chance for everyone to try oral sex. Go for it.


Eugene Mirman

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EUGENE KENNEDY The rebound indicates the market is not overbought. But the basic market leadership is still in tact...
EUGENE PERONI I don't mean to make you nervous, but unfortunately I have to.
EUGENE ORMANDY There is a similarity in the kinds of characters I gravitate to that goes back to my earliest years ...
EUGENE LEVY When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to t...
EUGENE O'NEILL at least provides some judicial review.
EUGENE FIDELL Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue.
EUGENE O'NEILL The big lesson of Reagan is: To think that he was some sort of simple figurehead and didn't do t...
EUGENE JARECKI Politics separate men by bringing them together only superficially. Art and culture unite us in a co...
EUGENE IONESCO It was widespread that the politics of Tea Party people would be foreign to Ronald Reagan and they w...
EUGENE JARECKI The world, more suffering than sinning, turns toward Pope Francis as in a conversation people turn t...
EUGENE KENNEDY I'm being assessed for it. I get nothing, ... I was told by the time I got my tax bill I would get w...
EUGENE FIELD She is continuing a tradition
EUGENE FIELD All human joys are swift of wing, For heaven doth so allot it; That when you get an easy thing, You ...
EUGENE FIELD I cannot sing the old songs I sang long years ago, And yet I cannot say I'm sad That time hath chang...
EUGENE FIELD The gingham dog and the calico cat, Side by side on the table sat
EUGENE FIELD Wynken, Blynken and Nod one night / Sailed off in a wooden shoe - / Sailed on a river of crystal lig...
EUGENE FIELD But I, when I undress me Each night upon my knees Will ask the Lord to bless me, With apple pie and ...
EUGENE FIELD Ideas came with explosive immediacy, like an instant birth. Human thought is like a monstrous pendul...
EUGENE FIELD He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time
EUGENE FIELD Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
EUGENE FIELD Facebook may not only propagate cyber-loneliness but exacerbate the pain of loss that estranged fami...
EUGENE KENNEDY I'm one of the boys, no better than the last second violinist. I'm just the lucky one to be standing...
EUGENE ORMANDY Now my friends, I am opposed to the system of society in which we live today, not because I lack the...
EUGENE DEBS The object of religion is the imagination, that deep and inexhaustible font of our understanding and...
EUGENE KENNEDY Living is abnormal.
EUGENE IONESCO If we went back to the imprisonment rate we had in the early '70s, something like four out of fi...
EUGENE JARECKI Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.
EUGENE ORMANDY Perhaps I abandoned criticism because I am full of contradictions, and when you write an essay, you ...
EUGENE IONESCO An investor doesn't have a prayer of picking a manager that can deliver true alpha.
EUGENE FAMA Elites are once again invoking Reagan, dropping their G's and saying things in a folksy sort of ...
EUGENE JARECKI