If you're not in
the mood, you can't do that stuff right.
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PATRICIA HIGHSMITH I really began to love to read while in high school, and my favorite authors were my heroes: J.D. Sa...
LOUIS SACHAR I really like the short stories that Melissa Bank writes. I think she's sort of channeling the f...
WHIT STILLMAN -You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
-What mood ...
CALVIN & HOBBES You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
What mood i...
BILL WATTERSON I also say "Boy" a lot. Partly because I have a lousy vocabulary and partly because I act quite youn...
J.D. SALINGER Why do you eat? Why to sleep? If you cant be a trustworthy person, cant be a true lover, cant be a g...
WRITER GRADED That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere...
J.D. SALINGER I'm a huge classics fan. I love Ernest Hemingway and J.D. Salinger. I'm that guy who rereads...
JOHN KRASINSKI you cant win in life if you cant fail
VITA NEDERLOE The difference is,
Now I cant call you anymore…
I cant hear your calming voice,
I c...
JJM If we cant laugh at ourselves, do we have the right to laugh at others?
C.H. HAMEL If you are a dreamer come in
If you are a dreamer a wisher a liar
A hoper a pray-er a magi...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN You cant live champagne life,if you cant buy beer.
I DONT KNOW If you're in bad mood, take a deep breath.
If you're in good mood, give thanks to God.
TOBA BETA MRS PEARCE. Mr Higgins: youre tempting the girl. It’s not right. She should think of the future. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I lied," I said. ...
"I know it," he said.
"Then do something about it. Do anything, just ...
WILLIAM FAULKNER I can't please everyone. That's not in my J.D., you know, not in my job description.
MARIA SHARAPOVA Why do you have to be so annoying sometimes?"
"Cant help it. It's the company I keep.
KAMILA SHAMSIE -You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is th...
CALVIN HOBBES -You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is th...
CALVIN & HOBBES When Satan's not in the mood, virtue triumphs. Hasn't even Satan a right not to be in the mood once ...
GüNTER GRASS You start dying slowly
if you do not travel,
if you do not read,
If you do not lis...
MARTHA MEDEIROS If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th...
BRIELL ADAMS [She thought it would be hard. There's an aura around Koufax. He's thought to be the J.D. Salinger o...
JANE LEAVY You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL This is the worst of it, the last resort. If you cant come here, you cant go anywhere.
CHRIS STERNDALE Put the right people in the right places, and then you trust them to do the right stuff.
DARA KHOSROWSHAHI Young cat! If you keep
Your eyes open enough,
Oh, the stuff you will learn!
The most ...
DR. SEUSS If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, ar...
MAGGIE STIEFVATER The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature...
WILHELM STEKEL I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.
J.D. SALINGER if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL when the words not enough to describe how much you love....
even you know she/he don't anything...
BOB MARLEY Salinger is a master of the memorable detail, the seemingly random gesture, the debris of mundane da...
ALEKSANDER HEMON Don't." Clary raised a warning hand. "I'm not really in the mood right now."
"That's got to be ...
CASSANDRA CLARE You cant change what happened in the past. But you can do something in the future to compensate for ...
SAVIN GAMALATH Something about being given that microphone and if you're dressed right and the spotlights are on yo...
COLIN FIRTH I love coaching my grandkids, but I love working with my two sons. J.D. is the head coach, and I'...
JOE GIBBS HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man?
DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither cou...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If the placebo effect was a week or two, I would understand that and say, 'Yes, youre right.' You kn...
BOB GREEN Chese now," quod she, "oon of thise thynges tweye:
To han me foul and old til that I deye,
GEOFFREY CHAUCER Do you know what it is like,
to lie in bed awake;
with thoughts to haunt
you every ni...
LANG LEAV We all got pushed into doing some bad stuff. And some people would blame all of that stuff on their ...
CHRISTINE WHITMARSH If you think you can - you can !
If you think you can not - you can not !
And either way.....
SHIV KHERA If you cant beat them buy them
KENNETH WATERS JR If these is right from the beginnig up to the end like in books "Don't touch this book", this is rea...
DEYTH BANGER You cant change what happened in the past, but, you can change what happens in the future by doing t...
DANIELLE D When you're in bad mood,
you find jerk on anywhere.
TOBA BETA I think that music and visual arts can complement themselves nicely. They do different things - the ...
AARON KOBLIN Boy, it began to rain like a bastard. In buckets, I swear to God. All the parents and mothers and ev...
J.D. SALINGER I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.
J.D. SALINGER She's you, without your conscience, or your feelings. She's you without your humanity."
"You're...
DEREK LANDY Goody Two-shoes Evie Greene got herself pickled, for true. If I'd known you were such a juvenile del...
KRESLEY COLE I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passi...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Oh,that's right. You're a...what did you call it? Ah, a ghost hunter. You don't have to see things t...
JODI PICOULT We're not perfect, but we want to do the right thing.
CHARLIE BELL the human mind is very powerful, people always say they CANT do something but if they believe in the...
MIKE GRIST Do extremely difficult work.
That seems obvious, right? If you do something that's valued...
SETH GODIN Oh, may your silhouette not be broken in the sand,
oh may your eyelids not fly in the absence:<...
PABLO NERUDA That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK I think that at some point in your life you realize you don't have to worry if you do everything you...
JOE NAMATH You'll see me in the morning
if you do not flood the street.
You'll hear me in the evenin...
CALVIN W. ALLISON If you really want to do something,
you will.
If not now,
Eventually.
VANSHIKA DHYANI There's no point in being grown up if you cant be childish sometimes.
DR. WHO We can and will convict you right now, but that's not the
right thing to do,
JACKIE SPAULDING DANTE: And what if you found out you were right? What if it meant that I could hurt you?
...
YVONNE WOOD It's not about the fame and the money because if you do good work all that stuff comes.
DAVID CASSIDY If you do not have the strength to forgive,
then compel themselves and continue in that, do not...
SANEL ALIć How are we going to get out of here?"
"Oh, escape is easy once you have the right plan."
"...
DEREK LANDY You cant be in a position where you dont know what you are going to do next.
ERIC GREEN DON'T SAY, DO
Do not say things
You think I want to hear.
Instead,
S...
SUZY KASSEM Don't be afraid if you are being ignored be so good that people cant ignore you.
BILAL SAIF If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death!
CHARLES M. SCHULZ Well when you cant sleep well you cant dream and when you cant dream well whats life mean
HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD I'm changing the channel," Simon announced, seizing the remote. "I'm tired of this anime. I cant tel...
CASSANDRA CLARE I think that at some point in your life you realize you don't have to worry if you do everything...
JOE NAMATH If you do not do the right thing, the wrong things will eventually come bite you in your butt.
TARY C. You're in a bad mood,' Skulduggery said. 'I understand. I do. You're saying things that you don't re...
DEREK LANDY Right now the market is in a bearish mood. Sometimes it's good to be reminded that the market is not...
JOHN LONSKI Right now the market is in a bearish mood, ... Sometimes it's good to be reminded that the market is...
JOHN LONSKI Tris," he says. "What did they do to you? You're acting like a lunatic."
"That's not very nice ...
VERONICA ROTH If you are in a bad mood go for a walk.If you are still in a bad mood go for another walk.
HIPPOCRATES What you cant forget... God cant remember!
JOHN F. MACARTHUR JR. IF YOU NOT DO ANYTHING ON RIGHT TIME, YOU CAN’T DO THAT LATER AS PERFECT AS BEFORE
IRSHAD BAIG You will not! It's wrong."
"What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?
RICHELLE MEAD DAVID SHIELDS: Salinger told Whit Burnett... that on D-Day he was carrying six chapters of 'The Catc...
SHANE SALERNO In town, there's a tiny beach that's never busy, not even in the summer.
I used to like w...
INIO ASANO She has the right stuff, ... And having the right stuff is not something that is exclusive to one ch...
DONNA SHALALA I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on a...
J.D. SALINGER I've never seen such a bunch of apple-eaters.
J.D. SALINGER What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that ...
J.D. SALINGER This fall I think you're riding for—it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling ...
J.D. SALINGER I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to b...
J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. T...
J.D. SALINGER You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J.D. SALINGER Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
J.D. SALINGER If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?
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I was six when I saw that everything was God, and my hair stood up, and all, Teddy said. It was on a...
J.D. SALINGER I've never seen such a bunch of apple-eaters.
J.D. SALINGER What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that ...
J.D. SALINGER This fall I think you're riding for—it's a special kind of fall, a horrible kind. The man falling ...
J.D. SALINGER I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to b...
J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. T...
J.D. SALINGER You can't stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J.D. SALINGER Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
J.D. SALINGER If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late?
J.D. SALINGER That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty, even if they're not much to look ...
J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J.D. SALINGER He once told Allie and I that if he'd had to shoot anybody, he wouldn't've known which direction to ...
J.D. SALINGER I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to somebody I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay a...
J.D. SALINGER All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
J.D. SALINGER I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really ...
J.D. SALINGER when you're not looking, somebody'll sneak up and write "Fuck you" right under your nose.
J.D. SALINGER The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature...
J.D. SALINGER Among other things, you'll find that you're not the first person who was ever confused and frightene...
J.D. SALINGER Yet a real artist, I've noticed, will survive anything. (Even praise, I happily suspect.)
J.D. SALINGER I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
J.D. SALINGER I was trying to feel some kind of good-bye. I mean I’ve left schools and places I didn’t even kn...
J.D. SALINGER I thought what I'd do was I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
J.D. SALINGER Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
J.D. SALINGER who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER But I'm Crazy. I swear to God I am.
J.D. SALINGER I’ve survived a lot of things, and I’ll probably survive this.
J.D. SALINGER And I can't be running back and fourth forever between grief and high delight.
J.D. SALINGER She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
J.D. SALINGER Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enoug...
J.D. SALINGER Almost every time somebody gives me a present, it ends up making me sad.
J.D. SALINGER If you do something too good, then, after a while, if you don't watch it, you start showing off. And...
J.D. SALINGER I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J.D. SALINGER Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of thos...
J.D. SALINGER I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants ...
J.D. SALINGER The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy...
J.D. SALINGER I mean they don't seem able to love us just the way we are. They don't seem able to love us unless t...
J.D. SALINGER She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies ...
J.D. SALINGER I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes. That way I wouldn't have to ha...
J.D. SALINGER She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, hol...
J.D. SALINGER You’d better get busy, though, buddy. The goddam sands run out on you every time
You turn ar...
J.D. SALINGER Why's it so sunny?" she repeated.
Zooey observed her rather narrowly. "I bring the sun wherever...
J.D. SALINGER Bessie: 'Why don't you get married?'
Zooey: 'I like riding in trains too much. You never get to...
J.D. SALINGER Listen, I don't care what you say about my race, creed, or religion, Fatty, but don't tell me I'm no...
J.D. SALINGER My god, there's absolutely nothing tenth-rate about you, and yet you're up to your neck at this minu...
J.D. SALINGER Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.
J.D. SALINGER People never notice anything.
J.D. SALINGER It's no fun to be yellow. Maybe I'm not all yellow. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just partly yell...
J.D. SALINGER Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
J.D. SALINGER That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't ...
J.D. SALINGER It’s history. It’s poetry.
J.D. SALINGER Don't tell people what you are thinking, or you will miss them terribly when you are away.
J.D. SALINGER I can’t explain what I mean. And even if I could, I’m not sure I’d feel like it.
J.D. SALINGER The catcher in the rye... that's all I really want to be...
J.D. SALINGER I wouldn't exactly describe her as strictly beautiful. She knocked me out, though.
J.D. SALINGER I don't exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
J.D. SALINGER Mothers are all slightly insane.
J.D. SALINGER An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his own terms, not anyone e...
J.D. SALINGER I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something.
J.D. SALINGER It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in lo...
J.D. SALINGER I also say "Boy" a lot. Partly because I have a lousy vocabulary and partly because I act quite youn...
J.D. SALINGER Boy, it began to rain like a bastard. In buckets, I swear to God. All the parents and mothers and ev...
J.D. SALINGER People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,...,and he had very red hair.
J.D. SALINGER Some guys spend days looking for something they lost. I never seem to have anything that if I lost i...
J.D. SALINGER Then I’d throw my automatic down the elevator shaft-after I’d wiped off all the fingerprints and...
J.D. SALINGER D.B. asked me what I thought about all this stuff I just finished telling you about. I didn't know w...
J.D. SALINGER That’s what I liked about those nuns. You could tell, for one thing, that they never went anywhere...
J.D. SALINGER I was surrounded by phonies...They were coming in the goddam window.
J.D. SALINGER I don’t give a damn, except that I get bored sometimes when people tell me to act my age. Sometime...
J.D. SALINGER I think that one of these days," he said, "you're going to have to find out where you want to go. An...
J.D. SALINGER As much as anything else, it was a stare, not so paradoxically, of a privacy-lover who, once his pri...
J.D. SALINGER Rudford lay on his back in the grass and watched great cotton clouds slip through the sky. Peculiarl...
J.D. SALINGER چیزی که دنبالش میگشتم یه جور احساس خدافظی بود. میخوا...
J.D. SALINGER Think about this truck. Make believe this is not the darkest, wettest, most miserable Army truck you...
J.D. SALINGER I never really knew anything about friendship before I was in the Army. Did you Vince?"
"Not a...
J.D. SALINGER Unfortunately, here as elsewhere on this touching planet, imitation is the watchword and prestige th...
J.D. SALINGER After I go out this door, I may only exist in the minds of all my acquaintances…I may be an orange...
J.D. SALINGER I hate saying corny things like 'traveling incognito.' But when I' with somebody that's corny, I alw...
J.D. SALINGER I hate saying corny things like "traveling incognito." But when I'm with somebody that's corny, I al...
J.D. SALINGER If or when I do start going to an analyst, I hope to God he has the foresight to let a dermatologist...
J.D. SALINGER You don't know how to talk to people you don't like. Don't love, really. You can't live in the world...
J.D. SALINGER She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate obser...
J.D. SALINGER Give me a story that just makes me unreasonably vigilant. Keep me up till five only because all your...
J.D. SALINGER I privately say to you, old friend... please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of early-bloo...
J.D. SALINGER Give me an honest con man any day.
J.D. SALINGER You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
J.D. SALINGER I don't know what good it is to know so much and be smart as whips and all if it doesn't make you ha...
J.D. SALINGER I love you to pieces, distraction, etc.
J.D. SALINGER I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
J.D. SALINGER It's partly true, too, but it isn't all true. People always think something's all true.
J.D. SALINGER I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
J.D. SALINGER Many, many men have been just as troubled morally and spiritually as you are right now. Happily, som...
J.D. SALINGER I don’t think it would have all got me quite so down if just once in a while—just once in a whil...
J.D. SALINGER And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or s...
J.D. SALINGER This whole goddamn house stinks of ghosts.
J.D. SALINGER The thing he was afraid of, he was afraid somebody'd say something smarter than he had.
J.D. SALINGER He said he talked to Jesus all the time. Even when he was driving his car. That killed me. I just se...
J.D. SALINGER Oh, I don’t know. That digression business got on my nerves. I don’t know. The trouble with me i...
J.D. SALINGER John Keats / John Keats / John / Please put your scarf on.
J.D. SALINGER I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door."<...
J.D. SALINGER Catholics are always trying to find out if you're a Catholic.
J.D. SALINGER When I'd originally loaded the car and held the door open for him, I'd had a passing impulse to pick...
J.D. SALINGER I felt like praying or something, when I was in bed, but I couldn't do it. I can't always pray when ...
J.D. SALINGER But you don't have to be a bad guy to depress somebody-you can be a good guy and do it.
J.D. SALINGER He said you were the only one who was bitter about S.'s suicide and the only one who really forgave ...
J.D. SALINGER These intellectual guys don't like to have an intellectual conversation with you unless they're runn...
J.D. SALINGER If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the "Fuck you" signs in the w...
J.D. SALINGER It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt l...
J.D. SALINGER Grand. There's a word I really hate. It's a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J.D. SALINGER The best thing, though, in that museum was that everything always stayed right where it was. Nobody'...
J.D. SALINGER People always clap for the wrong reasons.
J.D. SALINGER People are always ruining things for you.
J.D. SALINGER When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to ...
J.D. SALINGER I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It's nice.
J.D. SALINGER is he crazy?" --Harcourt-Brace editor on Holden Caulfield
J.D. SALINGER When I really worry about something, I don´t just fool around. I even have to go to the bathroom wh...
J.D. SALINGER The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than th...
J.D. SALINGER That digression business got on my nerves. I don't now. The trouble with me is, I like it whe...
J.D. SALINGER It's 'If a body meet a body coming through the rye'!" old Phoebe said. "It's a poem. By Robert Burns...
J.D. SALINGER the sentence im reading is terrific ...
J.D. SALINGER I don’t even like old cars. I mean, they don’t even interest me at all. I'd rather have a goddam...
J.D. SALINGER You never even worried with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were ha...
J.D. SALINGER Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls wi...
J.D. SALINGER What I really felt like, though, was committing suicide. I felt like jumping out the window. I proba...
J.D. SALINGER That's something that annoys the hell out of me- I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and ...
J.D. SALINGER I felt so lonesome, all of a sudden. I almost wished I was dead.
J.D. SALINGER Lawyers are alright, I guess — but it doesn't appeal to me", I said. "I mean they're alright if th...
J.D. SALINGER We're freaks, the two of us, Franny and I. I'm a twenty-five-year-old freak and she's a twenty-one-y...
J.D. SALINGER I figured I could get a job at a filling station somewhere, putting gas and oil in people's cars. I ...
J.D. SALINGER I took her dress over to the closet and hung it up. It was funny. It made me feel sort of sad when I...
J.D. SALINGER I felt so damn happy all of a sudden, the way old Phoebe kept going around and around. I was damn ne...
J.D. SALINGER You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER There's a marvelous peace in not publishing, there's a stillness. When you publish, the world thinks...
J.D. SALINGER I thought the two ugly ones were sisters, but they got very insulted when I asked them. You could te...
J.D. SALINGER Well. He's a very sensitive boy. He's really never been a terribly good mixer with other boys...' J.D. SALINGER I guess, even before that, I'd get them to empty out everything their parents and everybody ever tol...
J.D. SALINGER Do you have any emotions?"
"If I do, I don't remember when I ever used them. I don't see what t...
J.D. SALINGER He was little more than halfway down the staircase when he heard an all-piercing, sustained scream--...
J.D. SALINGER Nothing in the voice of the cicada intimates how soon it will die.
J.D. SALINGER Mary Jane. Listen. Please," Eloise said, sobbing. "You remember our freshman year, and I had that br...
J.D. SALINGER Look at 'em,' he said. 'Goddam fools.' 'Who?' said Ginnie. 'I don't know. Anybody.
J.D. SALINGER Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no...
J.D. SALINGER My father wrote beautifully,” Esmé interrupted. “I’m saving a number of his letters for poste...
J.D. SALINGER Ah, Sharon Lipschutz," said the young man. "How that name comes up. Mixing memory and desire.
J.D. SALINGER You're just being logical...You're just giving me a regular, intelligent answer. I was trying to hel...
J.D. SALINGER I see you are looking at my feet," he said to her when car was in motion.
"I beg your pardon?" ...
J.D. SALINGER You know Sven? The man who takes care of the gym?' he asked. He waited till he got a nod from Nichol...
J.D. SALINGER But doctors talk about cells as if they had such unlimited importance all by themselves. As if they ...
J.D. SALINGER That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dres...
J.D. SALINGER I mean it's very hard to meditate and live a spiritual life in America. People think you're a freak ...
J.D. SALINGER I prayed for the city to be cleared of people, for the gift of being alone—a-l-o-n-e: which is the...
J.D. SALINGER Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J.D. SALINGER Each of his phrases was rather like a little ancient island, inundated by a miniature sea of whiskey...
J.D. SALINGER Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER You take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all ...
J.D. SALINGER Her joke of a name aside, her general unprettiness aside, she was, in terms of permanently memorable...
J.D. SALINGER You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?' he asked. 'You know w...
J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it would make you slightly unhapp...
J.D. SALINGER They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more. It'...
J.D. SALINGER He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
J.D. SALINGER Written in ink, in German, in a small, hopelessly sincere handwriting, were the words "Dear God, lif...
J.D. SALINGER You asked me how to get out of the finite dimensions when I feel like it. I certainly don't use logi...
J.D. SALINGER If I were God, I certainly wouldn't want people to love me sentimentally. It's too unreliable...
J.D. SALINGER Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They're always sticking their emotions in things ...
J.D. SALINGER We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us into freaks with ...
J.D. SALINGER Just because somebody's dead, you don't just stop liking them-especially if they were about a thousa...
J.D. SALINGER If I were a piano player, I'd play it in the goddam closet.
J.D. SALINGER People never think anything is anything really. I'm getting goddam sick of it.
J.D. SALINGER Every time you mention some guy that's strictly a bastard— very mean, or very conceited and all—...
J.D. SALINGER I think if you don't really like a girl, you shouldn't horse around with her at all, and if you do l...
J.D. SALINGER If you sat around there long enough and heard all the phonies applauding and all, you got to hate ev...
J.D. SALINGER It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes.
J.D. SALINGER Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm goin...
J.D. SALINGER I live in New York, and I was thinking about the lagoon in Central Park, down near Central Park Sout...
J.D. SALINGER I don't even know what I was running for—I guess I just felt like it.
J.D. SALINGER It's not too bad when the sun's out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
J.D. SALINGER Sleep tight, ya morons!
J.D. SALINGER Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
J.D. SALINGER If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bor...
J.D. SALINGER Everybody in this family gets his goddamn religion in a different package.
J.D. SALINGER Girls. Jesus Christ. They can drive you crazy. - Holden Caulfield
J.D. SALINGER She was around ten minutes late, as a matter of fact. I didn't give a damn, though. All that crap th...
J.D. SALINGER One day a long time from now you'll cease to care anymore whom you please or what anybody has to say...
J.D. SALINGER You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have t...
J.D. SALINGER But what I mean is, lots of time you don’t know what interests you most till you start talking abo...
J.D. SALINGER Then the carousel started, and I watched her go round and round...All the kids tried to grap for the...
J.D. SALINGER Some people you shouldn't kid, even if they deserve it.
J.D. SALINGER We got passes, till midnight after the parade. I met Muriel at the Biltmore at seven. Two drinks, tw...
J.D. SALINGER -Hey, listen," I said. "You know those ducks in that lagoon right near Central Park South? That litt...
J.D. SALINGER I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.
J.D. SALINGER There is a marvelous peace in not publishing ... I like to write. I love to write. But I write just ...
J.D. SALINGER I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of trying to make me happy
J.D. SALINGER Probably for every man there is at least one city that sooner or later turns into a girl. How well o...
J.D. SALINGER O tipo da marinha e eu dissemos um ao outro que tinha sido um prazer. Que é uma coisa que me deixa ...
J.D. SALINGER People always think something's all true.
J.D. SALINGER It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you...
J.D. SALINGER Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly
J.D. SALINGER Keep me up till five because all your stars are out, and for no other reason…Oh dare to do it Budd...
J.D. SALINGER I don't like it when it stings,' he said. 'Nobody does.
J.D. SALINGER American people simply will not countenance being lied to by their own President.
PIERRE SALINGER