If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled up tobacco leaves

Laugh, clown, laugh. This is what I tell myself whenever I dress up like Bozo.

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.