I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.

Zoo-Wee Mama!

In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft drawings, and I got a lot of attention for that, so that was very validating. But I didn't start cartooning until I was in college.