Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffley,

I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least fifty years old and some person or animal has to die at the end.

Zoo-Wee Mama!

I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my childhood, I think that when you've got four siblings sharing the same resources and a single kids' bathroom, it's going to get a little tense at times.

I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.