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I'll look through everything through the customers' eyes. The citizens are the customers. They're my boss.


Jeff Weninger

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JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY