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Amiens, . . . he asked me how it happe... HEINRICH HEINE I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE He told her in no uncertain terms there would be no surgery. He insisted he loves every little wrink... ASHTON KUTCHER Put three grains of sand inside a vast cathedral, and the cathedral will be more closely packed with... JAMES JEANS Put three grains of sand inside a vast cathedral, and the cathedral will be more closely packed with... JAMES JEANS It was a secular cathedral, dedicated to the rites of travel. ROBERT HUGHES [It] was a secular cathedral, dedicated to the rites of travel. ROBERT HUGHES My faith grew strong, and I sent a letter (as I was ordered) to the Rev. Dignitary of the Cathedral ... JOANNA SOUTHCOTT I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think eve... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even if... STEPHEN CHBOSKY It's a great honour to have the dean of Coventry Cathedral conducting the service. It will be a very... JOE ELLIOTT His love was an architect that entirely remade the reality of the chapel, transforming it into a cat... DEAN KOONTZ His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING He's still very ill. He has been told that he'll lose the tops of three fingers. The prognosis at th... ANN ALEXANDER The Crystal Cathedral is not an attempt to be an architectural ego-statement. It's probably the ... ROBERT H. SCHULLER The raising of a child is the building of a cathedral. You can't cut corners. DAVE EGGERS The highest form of treason: to do the right thing for the wrong reason. Murder in the Cathedral T.S. ELIOT Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral. FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT You deserve to be with somebody, who knows you're the one, from that very first moment he lays eyes ... C. JOYBELL C. I was suddenly very aware of the fact it was me standing up in that tunnel with the wind over my fac... STEPHEN CHBOSKY The only perspective is to really be there. STEPHEN CHBOSKY I didn't feel like reading that night, so I went downstairs and watched a half-hour long commercial ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY Why is England manufacturing bigger and better airplanes and bombs and at the same time churning out... ANNE FRANK My mother refused to let me fail. So I insisted. WALKER PERCY The gilded spiral Of longings within. Our very own cathedral That points persistently... SCOTT HASTIE You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." I looked up at him and arched a brow. "I'm a girl... TAMMARA WEBBER Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark. DAVID OGILVY The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS The Cathedral and the Bazaar. ERIC RAYMOND Nobody has ever called Shea Stadium a cathedral. In style, it was more like the old warehouse or out... GEORGE VECSEY Abril é o mês mais cruel, gera lilases da terra morta, mistura a memória e o desejo, mistura raí... JULIA GREGSON Gracias a la vida que me ha dado tanto JULIA GREGSON A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the idea of a cathedral in mi... ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY A pile of rocks ceases to be a rock when somebody contemplates it with the
idea of a cathedral in mi... SAINT EXUPERY The opera is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral. H. L. MENCKEN The opera…is to music what a bawdy house is to a cathedral. H.L. MENCKEN Bill brought baseball into the 20th century. Before Bill, baseball was just win or lose. But he made... HANK GREENBERG Seeing that picture, for me, was like Chartres Cathedral. HENRY MOORE I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If I provide for this life and turn away from the Lord, I am wise for a moment, but lost forever. FRANCINE RIVERS The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... FRANCINE RIVERS Absoballylutely top hole, wot. A and B the C of D I'd say. . . Above and Beyond the Call of Duty. BRIAN JACQUES A bicycle shed is a building; Lincoln Cathedral is a piece of architecture. NIKOLAUS PEVSNER I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life... CHARLES BUKOWSKI Mother Superior jump the gun... -The Beatles, Happiness is a Warm Gun LAUREN MYRACLE All that the spider needs to complete its web is step taking ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH In a world in which the common rule which binds and regulates what the general masses feel is underm... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH A great future starts with what you can see SOTONYE ANGA the room of the spirit is the mind and the seat of the spirit is the heart. What we give room to muc... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH There's a certain Slant of light,
Winter Afternoons--
That oppresses, like the Heft
Of C... EMILY DICKINSON There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons-- That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tun... EMILY DICKINSON There's a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons That oppresses, like the Heft Of Cathedral Tunes EMILY DICKINSON Inside, the cathedral is a Gothic forest dappled in violet twilight and vast with quiet. WENDY INSINGER I'm not a religious person. But, when I look at a beautiful cathedral, what brings awe, what ind... JASON SILVA But now I know that it is very important that all buildings should be consistent, that this is the q... MINORU YAMASAKI I wish I was home", She said miserably. She tried so hard to be brave, to be fierce as a... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Never give up on you. In order to make a difference you would have to somehow be different. JOHNNIE DENT JR. The pursuit of peace resembles the building of a great cathedral. It is the work of a generation. In... HUBERT HUMPHREY The pursuit of peace resembles the building of a great cathedral. It is the work of a generation. In... HUBERT H. HUMPHREY The Crystal Cathedral Ministries, the assets and the buildings, would still be in the hands of the m... ROBERT A. SCHULLER until we do what has not yet been done, what has not been done shall remain undone ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH A cathedral, a wave of storm, a dancer's leap, never turn out to be as high as we had hoped. MARCEL PROUST I just want you to know that you’re very special… and the only reason I’m telling you is that ... STEPHEN CHBOSKY I thought I would write a love letter. But then, I wrote a book." - Suzy Davies, on "Johari's Window SUZY DAVIES The Dream of a Queer Fellow I write the words again and they appear doubly pregnant with meaning. It... JOHN MIDDLETON MURRY If you have read this far in the chronicle of the Baudelaire orphans - and I certainly hope you have... LEMONY SNICKET It was a small church. No large cathedral towers overshadowed the purpose of the house of worship. I... RICHARD W. KELLY Hunter versus prey, and the look in his eyes told her, in no uncertain terms, eating her alive was a... KELLY MORAN Think of something, Oh yes! Think of something. Your life must not be in retardation so think of som... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH A cathedral, a wave of a storm, a dancer's leap, never turn out to be as high as we had hoped MARCEL PROUST We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL For me, this is like my cathedral. But I wasn't using what happened to me as motivation. I just pour... REUBEN DROUGHNS All churches are an echo of this—the Cathedral of Nature. SETH ADAM SMITH [It is] the most hideous waterfront structure ever inflicted on a city by a combination of architect... ROBERT MOSES
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