I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.


Mae West

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
ANONYMOUS
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn ho...
VIRGIL THOMSON
Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn ho...
VIRGIL THOMSON
That combination was something we wanted to hit last week (against West Craven). We tried two or thr...
LEE ATKINS
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
IAN FLEMING
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
AURIC GOLDFINGER
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action
IAN FLEMING
Once is a stranger; twice is a coincidence; three times is a tail.
ALLY CARTER
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
-Ian Fleming
SWAPNA RAJPUT
That's like saying if I go on three diets at once, I'll lose three times as much weight.
GLORIA BERGQUIST
When I try to get work in the US all they say is that I need to lose weight - but I bet they never s...
CHARLOTTE CHURCH
A plumber's idea of Cleopatra [Mae West].
W. C. FIELDS
How do you do, Miss West? Mae West: How do you do what?
MAE WEST
Try a thing you haven't tried before three times - once to get over the fear, once to find out how t...
VIRGIL THOMSON
It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the ...
ARISTOTLE
It is not once nor twice but times without number that the same ideas make their appearance in the w...
ARISTOTLE
Play it once for old times' sake. Play it twice to not forsake. And play it thrice if you cannot fak...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES
I make lots of mistakes. I try hard not to make the same mistake more than three or four times.
JANET EVANOVICH
If you can do a thing once, you can do it twice. If you can do it twice, you can make a habit out of...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
Mae: I've been asked to get married lots of times. Rae: Who asked you? Mae: Mom and Dad. Lots of...
UNKNOWN
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for my...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.
No!
If you save somebody's life thre...
MOIRA YOUNG
I would do anything I could to try to make sure that Lena Headey wins an Emmy.
ALEX GRAVES
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. ~Mae West
LAINA CHARLESTON
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for m...
UNKNOWN
Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for my...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for my...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
It's bad enough when you have got such a terrible affliction once. It's doubly bad when it comes aro...
GEOFF LAWSON
When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
I'll try anything once.
YANCY BUTLER
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
i've been played ; not once , not twice , but many times before , and honey your just another monopo...
AMANDA YOUNG
I'm very frustrated. I travel two or three times a month, and I sure wish I didn't have to. Because ...
BOB JAMES
We would walk away from big, big fights and we would say, 'It looks like you got hit twice,' ... He ...
LOU DUVA
once to get my meaning down, once to put in anything I have left out, once to take out anything that...
MARGERY ALLINGHAM
It seemed like forever. I tried to make sure she was breathing. I thought I had lost her a couple of...
JAY GRIMES
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough
MAE WEST
He left me twice and it took me three great years of pain. So now, I am the one to leave, I'm sure h...
HENANNIE ZARAGOZA
We got into the red zone three times. We put it in the end zone once but put it on the ground three ...
GARRON WHITEHOUSE
I don't know if it's anything personal. You'd have to ask him. But it sure seemed like it.
MIKE D'ANTONI
It'll destroy you if you try to make it mean anything to anyone but yourself.
HENRY ROLLINS
It wasn't a problem for us to score three times against the Dutch. It was a problem not to concede m...
KAREL BRUCKNER
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
LAURENCE PETER
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
DR. LAURENCE J. PETER
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Why not invest your assets in the companies you really like? As Mae West said, 'Too much of a go...
WARREN BUFFETT
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
It didn't seem real, it seemed like a dream. I closed my eyes several times to try to see if I was d...
CRISTIAN ZORZI
Don't be afraid to make a mistake. But make sure you don't make the same mistake twice.
AKIO MORITA
I've been shy twice. Once when I saw Matthew Bomer and once when I saw Adam Levine. I couldn'...
YARA SHAHIDI
My job is to make sure it isn't three.
WAYNE HALE
Welcome to generation automation. If you did it twice you did it once too many.
DANIEL T MATSON
I don't recall seeing anything like this before. It was pretty ill-conceived from the beginning.
ALAN SCHNEIDER
And (he said) I don't have to make it. This happened two, three times.
AJOY CHAKRABRTI
Measure three times before you cut once.
PROVERB
If you don't have the confidence in baking, commit to making the recipe three times. The first t...
TOM DOUGLAS
I know I'm going to make mistakes, but you try to minimize them. Don't make the same ones tw...
MALIK JACKSON
It's like technology, ... Once you use it once or twice and get used to the system, it becomes a ver...
THOMAS HUDSON
It was one of those situations where if we would have played Calgary (who they lost to in the Cup) n...
BOB CAMERON
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
LAURENCE J. PETER
Claire Hodgson, born Clara Mae Merritt, was the daughter of a prominent Georgia attorney who had onc...
JANE LEAVY
It's weird. I don't really have goals. I just try to make sure I'm enjoying what I'm...
NATHAN FIELDER
They're spending $1,000 in skis -- they can try and make sure they like it before they buy.
ERIC FITTING
Chi Wen Tzu always thought three times before taking action. Twice would have been quite enough.
CONFUCIUS
I mean, I've done different things at different times that I shouldn't have done, once or tw...
GEORGE MICHAEL
Something that happens once is nothing. Something that repeats itself, or happens twice, is a coinci...
EMBEE
Once bitten twice shy? Sure, but... why not get a bigger dog and bite them back?
A.A. BELL
Any time I go into anything like this, I make sure, before I ever put pen to paper, that I've got th...
BRIAN JACQUES
Anything that I do, I try to make it as good as I possibly can.
BEBE NEUWIRTH
If you die of pneumonia,I'm pretty sure there are at least a dozen guys who'll try to kill me and ma...
ALLY CARTER
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I
I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I
I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I
I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I
Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
If you give yourself to your task at once, you won't have to do it twice
DAVID SEABURY
We'll never forget losing to them three times and twice in the playoffs. We wanted this game so bad.
ASHLEY TUIASOSOPO
There are times I felt insecure or not sure: I'm unsure of myself, or I get nervous, but nerves ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice.
UNKNOWN
You can't predict the weather. Hurricanes can move in any direction. If you evacuate two or three ti...
BILL WHITE
You can only die once, to make sure it's worth it.
VLADIMIR KAMARISKY
If it was just me and Elvis one on one, which only happened once or twice in the times that I did se...
MAC DAVIS
They came out with a higher level of intensity than we did. They had lost to us three times before a...
ANDREW COSTON
Just to make it clear, I only spoke once and then I spoke again three months later.
ALEX RODRIGUEZ
We've been putting on the race for three years. Every year, we try to make it better, try to make it...
DOEL GONZALEZ
I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.
SINEAD O'CONNOR

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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
MAE WEST
A man in love is like a clipped coupon -- it's time to cash in.
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It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
MAE WEST
So many men, so little time.
MAE WEST
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
MAE WEST
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
MAE WEST
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
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I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
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Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
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Marriage is a fine institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
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He who hesitates is last.
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Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion.
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Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
MAE WEST
I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is a damned fool.
MAE WEST
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
MAE WEST
I'm single because I was born that way.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
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A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
MAE WEST
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now ju...
MAE WEST
When I have to choose between two evils, I always try to pick the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie.
MAE WEST
You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
MAE WEST
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
MAE WEST
My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned,...
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There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out.
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Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
MAE WEST
I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger
MAE WEST
Nobody dies from lack of sex. It's lack of love we die from.
MAE WEST
Sex is an emotion in motion
MAE WEST
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
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Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
MAE WEST
I speak two languages, Body and English.
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You are doing your best only when you are trying to improve what you are doing
MAE WEST
The best way to behave is to misbehave.
MAE WEST
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
MAE WEST
You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
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When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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You must love yourself before you love another. By accepting yourself and fully being what you are, ...
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
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To err is human - but it feels divine
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An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
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There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
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Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
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Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different.
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Men are easy to get but hard to keep.
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Few men know how to kiss well. Fortunately, I've always had time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
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I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself
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It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Dating should be less about matching outward circumstances than meeting your inner necessity.
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Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
MAE WEST
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
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All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right no...
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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A man's kiss is his signature.
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Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit ...
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!
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You are never too old to become younger!
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Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
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If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
MAE WEST
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.
MAE WEST
When it comes to finances, remember that there are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
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I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.
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A man in the house is worth two on the street.
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I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
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I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much eas...
MAE WEST
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
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'Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening.... Come up. I'll tell your fortun...
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Virtue has its own reward, but no sales at the box office.
MAE WEST
You're never too old to become younger.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
MAE WEST
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.
MAE WEST
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
MAE WEST
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
MAE WEST
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
MAE WEST
It takes two to get one in trouble.
MAE WEST
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
MAE WEST
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.
MAE WEST
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but has no sale at the box office.
MAE WEST
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork
MAE WEST
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor -- and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much ea...
MAE WEST
It's not what you can do, but the way you do it that counts.
MAE WEST
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
MAE WEST
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
MAE WEST
Cultivate your curves--they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.
MAE WEST
Look your best--who said love is blind?
MAE WEST
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles...
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I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
MAE WEST
Oh, Miss West, I've heard so much about you. Mae West: Yeah, honey, but you can't prove a thing.
MAE WEST
To err is human, but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty--he has suffered longer.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
MAE WEST
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
MAE WEST
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
MAE WEST
To err is human - but it feels divine.
MAE WEST
It's all right for a perfect stranger to kiss your hand as long as he's perfect.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache. -Mae West.
MAE WEST
It ain't sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
MAE WEST
Flattery will get you everywhere.
MAE WEST
Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
MAE WEST
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
MAE WEST
Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
MAE WEST
Girls, give all your gentlemen friends an even break, even if you have to break them in the attempt.
MAE WEST
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
MAE WEST
Love thy neighbor--and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easi...
MAE WEST
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
MAE WEST
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
MAE WEST
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to resist.
MAE WEST
There are no withholding taxes on the wages of sin.
MAE WEST
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
MAE WEST
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do...
MAE WEST
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one
MAE WEST
Personally, I like two types of men--domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
He's the kind of man who picks his friends...to pieces.
MAE WEST
When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before
MAE WEST
You ain't no oil paintin' but you are a fascinatin' monster.
MAE WEST
I was Snow White but I drifted.
MAE WEST
[Per Alexander Pope (1734):] Vice is a monster of so frightful mien/As to be hated, needs but to be ...
MAE WEST
[Nov. 30-Dec. 10:] Dirty Blonde ... I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.
MAE WEST
Women want certain things in marriage--the right to a title and a front seat in the lap of luxury.
MAE WEST
Some men are all right in their place--if they only knew the right places!
MAE WEST
Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same time.
MAE WEST
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage)Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to ...
MAE WEST
Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I'v...
MAE WEST
Volunteer activities can foster enormous leadership skills. The non professional volunteer world is ...
MAE WEST
Life's just a merry-go-round. Come on up. You might get a brass ring.
MAE WEST
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
MAE WEST
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.
MAE WEST
Ohhhhh! I feel like a million but, I'll take'em one at a time!
MAE WEST
I've been doing a lot of thinking about you lately. Mae West, You must be awful tired.
MAE WEST
I'd give half my life for just one kiss. Mae West: Then kiss me twice.
MAE WEST
I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
MAE WEST
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
MAE WEST
I believe in censorship. After all, I made a fortune out of it.
MAE WEST
Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.
MAE WEST
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him two--that's subtraction.
MAE WEST
I'm tired, send one of them home
MAE WEST
Give a man a free hand and he'll try to put it all over you.
MAE WEST
Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.
MAE WEST
Whenever I have to choose between two evils, I always like to try the one I haven't tried before.
MAE WEST
I can always tell a lady when I see one. Yeah? What do you tell 'em?
MAE WEST
I always say, keep a diary, and some day it'll keep you.
MAE WEST
No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.
MAE WEST
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
MAE WEST
I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
MAE WEST
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
MAE WEST
A man's kiss is his signature.
MAE WEST
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
MAE WEST
I've been rich and I've been poor. Believe me, rich is better.
MAE WEST
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.
MAE WEST
The score never interested me, only the game.
MAE WEST
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
MAE WEST
Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.
MAE WEST
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
MAE WEST
He who hesitates is last
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Experience is by far the best teacher. You know, ever since I was a little girl I knew that if you l...
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I take it out in the open and laugh at it.
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