Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Please let's change subject, as despite the alliteration, I don't think Politics and Puddings go together.

I am aware I sound like a Marxist Victor Meldrew but, guess what, I'm over 50 and I don't give a fuck.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!