I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words.

You, sir, are not only a selfish asshole, but you're a coward. You didn't have the balls to stand and fight for what was yours, instead you chose to flee and force others into a fight that wasn't even theirs to begin with.

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.