The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh
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The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.
CARL REINER I learned everything that I know about comedy and about show business and a lot about life from Carl...
DICK VAN DYKE Carl Reiner. He had an entrenched sense of glee; he used humor as a gentle way of speaking difficult...
STEVE MARTIN Science makes no pretension to eternal truth or absolute truth.
E. T. BELL I was always a big fan of Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner's '2000-Year-Old Man' sketch. I thi...
SCOTT AUKERMAN All religions, in their pure form, will tell you God is Love. And power, fear, division, judgment, o...
THE TRUTH When you look back with regret, that (regret, loss) becomes your focus.
Then your focus direct...
THE TRUTH The 'all for me and only me' mentality is the most destructive force on earth.
THE TRUTH When you look back with regret, that (regret, loss) becomes your focus.
Then your focus direct...
THE TRUTH We need not fear death, for it is simply the next phase of life. We never die, we simply change form...
THE TRUTH Any perceived 'rejection' is simply a 're-direction'.
THE TRUTH Without awareness, every one of us is at risk of living trapped, an unfulfilled trace of our self, b...
THE TRUTH I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delig...
JANEANE GAROFALO Only after the last tree has been cut down,only after the last river has been poisoned,only after th...
THE CREE PEOPLE What's funny is funny. The same thing that made you laugh a hundred years ago makes you laugh no...
CHEVY CHASE Love is the one thing in life that makes everything worthwhile.
CARRIE ANN INABA Is there anyone that knows the absolute truth?
SORIN CERIN The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
SHANA ALEXANDER I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it...
MALIN AKERMAN The thing about me and books is that whichever one I’m reading always reminds me of whatever’s h...
LAUREN BARNHOLDT The hack songwriter will write the absolute truth every single word, whether it makes a great song o...
PAUL WESTERBERG Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I...
CONOR MCGREGOR The ability to ask questions is the greatest resource in learning the truth. Carl Jung -Unknown.
UNKNOWN The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes...
WILLIAM DAVIS The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laug...
W. C. FIELDS The truth, the absolute truth, is that the chief beauty for the theatre consists in fine bodily prop...
SARAH BERNHARDT Any truth other truth than Absolute Truth is infinite.
SORIN CERIN At one point, I thought that maybe humor was the best way to deal with it. I figured maybe I should ...
MARC LEVIN I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
KEVIN HART Today is about the now, the moment you live in, so do now what you want to do
SOTONYE ANGA That is what is meant by the proposition omne ens est verum (everything that is, is true)—though w...
JOSEF PIEPER I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
WILL ROGERS The one thing that makes me feel super lucky about my financial success is that I have a housekeeper...
GWEN STEFANI The thing about the truth is, not a lot of people can handle it.
CONOR MCGREGOR It's about stuff that first makes people laugh, and then makes them think. What they think is up to ...
MARC ABRAHAMS I didn't care for humans at 16 and it hasn't gotten any better. They say one thing and do another. I...
BOBBY W. MILLER Truth is absolute, truth is supreme, truth is never disposable in national political life.
JOHN HOWARD I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts... because its the only thing that'll m...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN The thing about war is that it has two sides, ... The first is the absolute horror of it. The other ...
MARTHA GELLHORN Truth is absolute, no matter what your truth says it is.
TRAVIS J HEDRICK It's definitely sketch comedy and that sort of thing. We just do stuff that makes us laugh.
JOSH BRANDNER If you are in doubt, you are close to the truth
DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK Three things can not be hidden; The Sun, The Moon, and The Truth.
BUDDAH American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this cou...
DESI ARNAZ Religion divides people. The task of Soviet society was to carry out a policy that made it as improp...
ALEXANDER NIKONOV It is man that makes truth great, not truth that makes man great.
CONFUCIUS It is man that makes truth great, not truth that makes man great
CONFUCIUS Truth is one forever absolute, but opinion is truth filtered through the moods, the blood, the dispo...
WENDELL PHILLIPS It is not courage that makes us speak the truth, but it is a hunger for truth that makes us courageo...
AGONA APELL I keep reminding people that an editorial in rhyme is not a song. A good song makes you laugh, it ma...
PETE SEEGER When people talk to me about tyranny, it makes me laugh and gives me the impression that people suff...
JEAN-CLAUDE DUVALIER Without the absolute truth, to know the truth value of our own existence is beyond our strengths/lim...
SORIN CERIN There is one absolute truth. The sum of my existence equals you.
KRISTEN CALLIHAN In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
UNKNOWN Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters.
JEFFREY FRY One thing that makes people think toxic is examination
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
OSCAR WILDE To strive for the absolute truth, is to drop yourself and look for life that is happening beyond you...
ROSHAN SHARMA Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change.
SAM KINISON It is always the false that makes you suffer, the false desires and fears, the false values and idea...
NISARGADATTA MAHARAJ The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a...
ARUNDHATI ROY Truth almost always did come out in the end, but by the end, truth was often so wrapped around with ...
ROBERT JORDAN I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing ...
ROBERT A. HEINLEIN Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.
GEORGE BURNS The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there ...
WINSTON CHURCHILL Just because you can laugh doesn't mean you can't tell the truth. Truth is often the jester.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Just because you can laugh doesn’t mean you can’t tell the truth. Truth is often the jester.
ANONYMOUS To search the sands of a lost desert for truth and justice in this world today you might as well be ...
GARY F EVANS... In Buddhism we have relative truth and absolute truth.
DALAI LAMA We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
PABLO PICASSO The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same...
GEORGE GOBEL The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same...
T. S. ELIOT I played off of minimalism: Donald Judd, Carl Andre. But their work is about the power of industry. ...
JAMES HYDE Some people would rather have a lie that makes them smile than a truth that makes them cry. I'm ...
JOYCE GIRAUD कुत्ते और आदमी में बुनियादी फर्क ये है...
SURENDER MOHAN PATHAK Being happy or unhappy - is that really the most important thing? Knowing the truth would be a diffe...
IRA LEVIN Jealousy Is a strange but dark emotion eating at your very inner self if we let it, it will eventual...
GARY F EVANS... To tell the truth is useful to those to whom it is spoken, but disadvantageous to those who tell it,...
BLAISE PASCAL It is safe to say that every truth in the histories of those times (The Bible) is the result of acci...
ROBERT GREEN INGERSOLL When men allow other people to ridicule, laugh and jeer at the truth, that cannot but bring sorrow t...
SUNDAY ADELAJA I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
ALLAN CARR The cold absolute truth is much more preferred than a kind and uncertain lie.
GABE SUICO Yes, if truth is not undergirded by love, it makes the possessor of that truth obnoxious and the tru...
RAVI ZACHARIAS I am happy with my name. It is such an attraction, and it makes people laugh.
TIGER SHROFF The only thing that makes sense is if the universe is beautiful and simple and elegant.
ANTONY GARRETT LISI …even in worst from worst and bad things, in opposite, makes something good. There is no absolute....
VICDO Who can know the absolute truth of illusion or emptiness? That is why we feel the fulfilled sense of...
SORIN CERIN The Worst thing
you can do to someone
is it to pity on them...
KEERTHI RADHAKRISHNA JALIGAM Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive.
RAVI ZACHARIAS Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.
PABLO PICASSO The absolute best thing a teenager can do is find themselves. (after finding Christ that is)
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER It is that truth sometimes feels like cruelty to hear, makes it no less the truth.
GILLIAN DUCE I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the tr...
QUINCY JONES Absolute truth belongs to Thee alone.
GOTTHOLD EPHRAIM LESSING We all know that Art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth, at least the truth ...
PABLO PICASSO Leaders are people who do the right thing; managers are people who do things right.
WARREN BENNIS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
JIM DAVIS In passing we should note this curious mark of our age: The only absolute allowed is the absolute in...
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CARL SANDBURG Let the gentle bush dig its root deep and spread upward to split one boulder.
CARL SANDBURG Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.
CARL SANDBURG Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen.
CARL SANDBURG A man may be born, but in order to be born he must first die, and in order to die he must first awak...
CARL SANDBURG I had taken a course in Ethics. I read a thick textbook, heard the class discussions and came out of...
CARL SANDBURG To be a good loser is to learn how to win.
CARL SANDBURG Life is like an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
CARL SANDBURG If you want to make change, 'Show me how' can be a stronger, more effective approach than ...
CARL SAFINA Why would even I say we can't stop drilling in the Gulf? Because we have no alternatives. Whethe...
CARL SAFINA