I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.

My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

I still get scared at night. Every tiny creak, every little noise, I open my eyes real wide and listen with them. Have you noticed that? When it’s dark and you can’t see a thing, you open your eyes really wide and glance back and force, like your eyes become your ears?

No one is perfect, except for Penélope Cruz.

Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.