I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

That's something I'm probably going to go to sleep with tonight - realizing I'm a lot better pitcher than that, and I know a lot better than to throw a 3-0 fastball up in the zone and let him swing freely. If I could do it right now, I'd throw it low and away, and not care if I walked him. There were two out.

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact

Men tire themselves in the pursuit of sleep

It looks like daytime. Nobody's thinking of going to sleep.