I'm finding gas prices to be more like a morning erection, just never stay down.

If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

Most of the time a customer will come in and say they want a bike because gas prices are getting outrageous.

Men, don't let your erection be your direction

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'd love to fly, especially with the gas prices right now.