I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.

There is in the act of preparing, the moment you start caring.

Some people's idea of [free speech] is that they are free to say what they like, but if anyone says anything back, that is an outrage.

The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a sin, but it is my belief that the real sin is taking a loss

There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you.