I’m just trying to do my part to save the world.

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.

I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.