I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

It's not enough to know how to ride - one must also know how to fall

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."