I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.

Shut up, brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip!

No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed.

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson