Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?

Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson

Maaaarge I'm Bored (Marge) Why don't you read something? (Homer) Cause I'm trying to RedUCE my bordem.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Stupid, eh? Yeah, I'm stupid. Stupid like a fox!

(Homer:) Check it out, Erin shaved my head. (Marge:) You are bald! (Homer:) Noooo.. Im young person cooool bald, not old person sad bald.